He's worked in MOST countries? That doesn't sound true. Anyway, how could you trust someone who's had 100+ jobs. Come on.

Counterpoint: no it doesn't

In an extremely crowded field, this is the most disqualifying shit I've seen from this govt so far.

Whoever chose those typefaces needs to be in jail

Maybe they could put the QR code on a sticker 🤔

Describing kupu Māori as 'litter' is certainly a choice

'Fear of cookers getting in' and 'stick it to racists' were indeed my top two reasons for voting in Kāpiti

You should have to put a little cooker icon on your statement if you're a weirdo anti-vaxxer, climate change denier, or flat Earth muppet to make it quicker to weed out the cranks.

We once saw a light aircraft, told the kid it was a Bombardier, and he went 'bompty-bomp-bomp!' so now the whole family calls all light aircraft Bompty-bomp-bomps