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Andy✌️
@andyhey.bsky.social
✨He/They✨
Chaotic Aquarius | Dumb Bitch | Effervescent Kunt

I do design, I say gay shit, I am SFW
Italian born 🇮🇹 but based in London 🇬🇧
Gross
Today is International Men’s Day.
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My dearest bloomfies 👹AND MICHELLE VISAGE👹

does any of you live in London or is London adjacent?

if the answer is Oh Yeah, do you wanna meet up and do things together any time of the day, any day of the week, and week of the year, any year of this century?

i promise to gift you a whole cupcake 🧁
November 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Just finished watching “Queens Of The Dead” and it was so much fun! It’s camp as hell and it has so many dumb iconic scenes.

Shout out to @ninawest.bsky.social and @tomasmatos.bsky.social who were really really super good and delivered cute, well-rounded performances. You both ate that!
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I love flying to London City Airport for the view.

The view:
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Not to brag but I’ve been upgraded to a Pauper Plus seat…

Feel free to envy me
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The Last Supper

which is actually just lunch at the airport before going back to London and die from hunger
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Robyn “Dancing on my own” but with my spicy accent

✨🎶“Stilettos on broken butt holes”🎶✨
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Well, my little vacay started in May is over.

Bye #Liguria, it’s been a blast!
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM
It’s funny ‘cause up until 5 min ago you were all Free Palestine but now you support a talentless billionaire who is heavily investing in Israel because “omg it’s so camp”

www.gaytimes.com/culture/alls...
All’s Fair: Why gays are obsessed with Ryan Murphy's critically panned legal drama
Here's why Ryan Murphy's critically panned new series All's Fair has captivated the gays, girls and theys on social media.
www.gaytimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Sister: You should definitely read this book, you’ll love it!

Me: What is it about?

{proceeds to read synopsis}
A middle aged balding and overweight gay man…

🤡
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The thing I hope for the most after ZoHottie Mamdani’s victory is that this spreads not only to the rest of the US ‘cause gurl we’re so over you, but also to the rest of the world where nazifascims is rising to really worrying levels.
Zohran Mamdani will become the next mayor of New York City. (NBC News)
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Reposted by Andy✌️
OK, we’re in desperation times yet again 😩

Finances are tight, after doing so well at getting out of the hole. But things went quiet and I need to pull myself out again

So if you like LGBTQ+ inclusive comics, novels, romances etc, please grab something from my site! bit.ly/3P6TC9E
November 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Holy fuckity fuck shit fucking fuck
November 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I’m currently at a Chinese restaurant in Milan and I’m witnessing the most wholesome thing ever.

Two dads are having lunch with their little daughter, teaching her how to use chopsticks.

I wish I could take a picture bc they’re just so pure and beautiful.

How in the world could anyone hate that?
November 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Woo-hoo!!! Censorship is ramping up on Bluesky!

Thank you @jay.bsky.team
November 1, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I feel like the dentist also cursed my beautiful eye
November 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Oh, you’re going to a horror house for #Halloween?

Bitch, I went to the dentist!
October 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I just woke up from my best movie/dream to this date. It had a great cast, incredible camera work, the story was predictable but still original. An horror, of course. It was just so vivid and well done I can’t believe my brain did it. I kinda wanna forgive it for waking me up at fucking 5am
October 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Reposted by Andy✌️
if you want to stay on twitter for some reason it's whatever i guess but you have to accept that people are going to call you a shitass baby brained coward and you can't bitch about it
October 29, 2025 at 11:43 AM
You know what would really wake me up today?

A big, hot, extra long, black co
October 29, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Just finished a very late call with my LA client that was recorded for Mr.Boss and I cried like a baby bc she kept telling me how much she liked my ideas and all the work I presented, the same work Mr. Boss said was “not modern, not up to par”
a woman wearing a sweater that says thank you on it
Alt: a woman wearing a sweater that says thank you on it
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Reposted by Andy✌️
If you depend on SNAP benefits and food banks, please read this thread. If you don't rely on those programs, share this for the people in your life who do.
October 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
How much I’ve missed #Milan 🥹
October 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Welcome to #Milan where you wake up at 5am at the sound of someone screaming for their life while being mugged
October 20, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Since bluesky is descending rapidly in nazi-behavior territory, is any of you on Mastodon? Should we give it a another try?

Share your @ please! I don’t wanna miss you
October 18, 2025 at 7:47 AM