Say fucking what, now?!

Oh no thank. I quit a long time ago… i’m 12ys sober now

Tbh, i’d rather have -7 than +24 in November… sure, it could be just regular 7, no need to be dramatic but… yeah, i don’t mind some good ol’ winter for once

I have literally lost count of how many mondays I’ve had this week…

Morning cutes 🥱✌️

In Italian we say “Si chiama Pietro Torna Indietro” which roughly translates to “This is called Pietro That Comes Back”. It just rhymes, in English you could say “This is Jack Coming Back” or something like that, idk…

Fuck that.

Do you like the guy?
Yes: go for it
No: fuck him

Did he like you back?
Yes: fuck him
No: fuck him

Repeat with as many guys as you like

The answer is always yes. What do you got to lose?

I need to DM you

I call it Pauper Plus free upgrade ✌️

I used to think like that too mostly bc I used to be an “influencer” before it was cool. Now I barely get 1 or 2 likes. What helped me is to use socials like a sort of diary: I share for myself, to remember things i did or thought. Likes or comments are just a bonus, a P.S. to my daily entry

That looks more like lunch! I love that

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If only it wasn’t so damn expensive to crochet

Or own an iPhone

Well, The Weekend definitely came