Andy✌️
@andyhey.bsky.social
✨He/They✨
Chaotic Aquarius | Dumb Bitch | Effervescent Kunt
I do design, I say gay shit, I am SFW
Italian born 🇮🇹 but based in London 🇬🇧
Chaotic Aquarius | Dumb Bitch | Effervescent Kunt
I do design, I say gay shit, I am SFW
Italian born 🇮🇹 but based in London 🇬🇧
I…
{inhales shakily}
I’ve just been promoted to Project Manager!!!
Me! The person who had to reinvent themselves as a designer during the pandemic while dealing with agoraphobia bc has lost their job. The person who made up half of their portfolio bc nobody was hiring them.
Now I’m the boss!
{inhales shakily}
I’ve just been promoted to Project Manager!!!
Me! The person who had to reinvent themselves as a designer during the pandemic while dealing with agoraphobia bc has lost their job. The person who made up half of their portfolio bc nobody was hiring them.
Now I’m the boss!
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I…
{inhales shakily}
I’ve just been promoted to Project Manager!!!
Me! The person who had to reinvent themselves as a designer during the pandemic while dealing with agoraphobia bc has lost their job. The person who made up half of their portfolio bc nobody was hiring them.
Now I’m the boss!
{inhales shakily}
I’ve just been promoted to Project Manager!!!
Me! The person who had to reinvent themselves as a designer during the pandemic while dealing with agoraphobia bc has lost their job. The person who made up half of their portfolio bc nobody was hiring them.
Now I’m the boss!
Say fucking what, now?!
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Say fucking what, now?!
It’s so cold my morning poop is coming out frozen…
It’s a poopsicle
It’s a poopsicle
November 20, 2025 at 7:12 AM
It’s so cold my morning poop is coming out frozen…
It’s a poopsicle
It’s a poopsicle
Just finished watching “Queens Of The Dead” and it was so much fun! It’s camp as hell and it has so many dumb iconic scenes.
Shout out to @ninawest.bsky.social and @tomasmatos.bsky.social who were really really super good and delivered cute, well-rounded performances. You both ate that!
Shout out to @ninawest.bsky.social and @tomasmatos.bsky.social who were really really super good and delivered cute, well-rounded performances. You both ate that!
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Just finished watching “Queens Of The Dead” and it was so much fun! It’s camp as hell and it has so many dumb iconic scenes.
Shout out to @ninawest.bsky.social and @tomasmatos.bsky.social who were really really super good and delivered cute, well-rounded performances. You both ate that!
Shout out to @ninawest.bsky.social and @tomasmatos.bsky.social who were really really super good and delivered cute, well-rounded performances. You both ate that!
I love flying to London City Airport for the view.
The view:
The view:
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I love flying to London City Airport for the view.
The view:
The view:
Not to brag but I’ve been upgraded to a Pauper Plus seat…
Feel free to envy me
Feel free to envy me
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Not to brag but I’ve been upgraded to a Pauper Plus seat…
Feel free to envy me
Feel free to envy me
The Last Supper
which is actually just lunch at the airport before going back to London and die from hunger
which is actually just lunch at the airport before going back to London and die from hunger
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The Last Supper
which is actually just lunch at the airport before going back to London and die from hunger
which is actually just lunch at the airport before going back to London and die from hunger
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Sister: You should definitely read this book, you’ll love it!
Me: What is it about?
{proceeds to read synopsis}
A middle aged balding and overweight gay man…
🤡
Me: What is it about?
{proceeds to read synopsis}
A middle aged balding and overweight gay man…
🤡
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Sister: You should definitely read this book, you’ll love it!
Me: What is it about?
{proceeds to read synopsis}
A middle aged balding and overweight gay man…
🤡
Me: What is it about?
{proceeds to read synopsis}
A middle aged balding and overweight gay man…
🤡
SIR PETER! What are you saying?!
November 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
SIR PETER! What are you saying?!
I feel like the dentist also cursed my beautiful eye
November 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I feel like the dentist also cursed my beautiful eye
October 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Sure!
The fact that I have a cold is totally irrelevant, I would’ve stayed in bed anyway
The fact that I have a cold is totally irrelevant, I would’ve stayed in bed anyway
October 28, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Sure!
The fact that I have a cold is totally irrelevant, I would’ve stayed in bed anyway
The fact that I have a cold is totally irrelevant, I would’ve stayed in bed anyway
I’m just leaving this here.
October 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I’m just leaving this here.
Morning peaches!
Can someone please marry me already?
I can’t keep wasting all of my best talents on myself…
Can someone please marry me already?
I can’t keep wasting all of my best talents on myself…
October 18, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Morning peaches!
Can someone please marry me already?
I can’t keep wasting all of my best talents on myself…
Can someone please marry me already?
I can’t keep wasting all of my best talents on myself…
Why do I have to be productive?
The sun is still hot and I wanna go out and play with other boys!!
The sun is still hot and I wanna go out and play with other boys!!
October 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Why do I have to be productive?
The sun is still hot and I wanna go out and play with other boys!!
The sun is still hot and I wanna go out and play with other boys!!
Of course I had to make myself the protagonist of my own story!
At this point, I’m not writing a book.
I’m just journaling a fan-fiction version of my imaginary life for my therapist.
At this point, I’m not writing a book.
I’m just journaling a fan-fiction version of my imaginary life for my therapist.
October 14, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Of course I had to make myself the protagonist of my own story!
At this point, I’m not writing a book.
I’m just journaling a fan-fiction version of my imaginary life for my therapist.
At this point, I’m not writing a book.
I’m just journaling a fan-fiction version of my imaginary life for my therapist.
Oh yeah, I love that Mr.Boss told me to wait for the client to give us the new branding brief so we can make my design MORE MODERN AND VISUALLY APPEALING.
I love that so fucking much for me, truly!
How’s your monday going?
I love that so fucking much for me, truly!
How’s your monday going?
October 13, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Oh yeah, I love that Mr.Boss told me to wait for the client to give us the new branding brief so we can make my design MORE MODERN AND VISUALLY APPEALING.
I love that so fucking much for me, truly!
How’s your monday going?
I love that so fucking much for me, truly!
How’s your monday going?
October 12, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Finally managed to catch up with Wayward (I would watch anything with Toni Colette in it) and… am I crazy to get such strong “Camp Damascus” (-> @chucktingle.bsky.social) vibes here? Am I weird? Am I the drama?
October 11, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Finally managed to catch up with Wayward (I would watch anything with Toni Colette in it) and… am I crazy to get such strong “Camp Damascus” (-> @chucktingle.bsky.social) vibes here? Am I weird? Am I the drama?
At least, the sunset is cute today
October 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
At least, the sunset is cute today
Boss: there’s no more budget for the project so you’ll have to work an extra week alone plus do an extra task that another department should’ve done plus all the calls with the client on the other side of the planet plus make it pretty and smile.
Cool?
Me: 🥲✌️
Cool?
Me: 🥲✌️
October 6, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Boss: there’s no more budget for the project so you’ll have to work an extra week alone plus do an extra task that another department should’ve done plus all the calls with the client on the other side of the planet plus make it pretty and smile.
Cool?
Me: 🥲✌️
Cool?
Me: 🥲✌️
So now Meta wants people to pay €7.99/mo on Instagram to not show ads (and still collect your data) but only in Europe where it’s illegal to collect data…
@flashes.blue can we make it easy to export/import our stuff from Insta, please? Including friends?! I’m begging you
@flashes.blue can we make it easy to export/import our stuff from Insta, please? Including friends?! I’m begging you
October 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
So now Meta wants people to pay €7.99/mo on Instagram to not show ads (and still collect your data) but only in Europe where it’s illegal to collect data…
@flashes.blue can we make it easy to export/import our stuff from Insta, please? Including friends?! I’m begging you
@flashes.blue can we make it easy to export/import our stuff from Insta, please? Including friends?! I’m begging you