Kylie Minotaur
@andyateacrayon.bsky.social
No suicides permitted here and no smoking in the parlor
watched a movie called The Jingle Bell Heist. There was a heist but they stole money but not jingle bells. This is ABSURD SIR.
December 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
watched a movie called The Jingle Bell Heist. There was a heist but they stole money but not jingle bells. This is ABSURD SIR.
Rob Schneider has been sadly eliminated from the National Barbershop Quartet quarterfinals.
December 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Rob Schneider has been sadly eliminated from the National Barbershop Quartet quarterfinals.
watching a live replay of the sinking of the Lusitania is my idea of fun on a Sunday night.
December 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
watching a live replay of the sinking of the Lusitania is my idea of fun on a Sunday night.
Drake Maye? Sounds like a warning teenagers!!
December 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Drake Maye? Sounds like a warning teenagers!!
Some law firm in Arizona is absolutely going ham in my YouTube ads. Idk who you are Richard Harris (not dumbledore or Marcus Aurelius) but I don’t live in Arizona so I will not be using your services sir.
December 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Some law firm in Arizona is absolutely going ham in my YouTube ads. Idk who you are Richard Harris (not dumbledore or Marcus Aurelius) but I don’t live in Arizona so I will not be using your services sir.
Jared Goof is goofing off again.
December 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Jared Goof is goofing off again.
I’ve heard so much Bublé this month I really think he belongs in prison.
December 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I’ve heard so much Bublé this month I really think he belongs in prison.
This combo from my camera roll in 2018 was prophetic!
December 20, 2025 at 6:12 AM
This combo from my camera roll in 2018 was prophetic!
I bought this 2015 Toyota Highlander 4 u my love
December 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I bought this 2015 Toyota Highlander 4 u my love
when I get my hands on a smack barm pey wet
December 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
when I get my hands on a smack barm pey wet
It’s literally cheaper somehow to get a bowl from Chipotle that will last me 2 days than actually buy groceries to make something.
Brutal numbers for food in the latest inflation report:
- bananas rose 6.7 percent in the past year
-beef and veal rose by 15.8 percent
-coffee, which rose 18.8 percent in the last year.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
- bananas rose 6.7 percent in the past year
-beef and veal rose by 15.8 percent
-coffee, which rose 18.8 percent in the last year.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Inflation spikes 2.7 percent despite Trump’s claims ‘prices are down’
Prices on numerous goods spike as the labor market continues to be sluggish
www.independent.co.uk
December 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
It’s literally cheaper somehow to get a bowl from Chipotle that will last me 2 days than actually buy groceries to make something.
Me taking any test in high school
December 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Me taking any test in high school
I remember where I was when this banger dropped.
December 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I remember where I was when this banger dropped.
Headed over to Reddit where saying “don’t put that evil on me Ricky Bobby” and “that’s a bold strategy Cotton, let’s see if it pays off” are still on the frontlines of comedy.
December 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Headed over to Reddit where saying “don’t put that evil on me Ricky Bobby” and “that’s a bold strategy Cotton, let’s see if it pays off” are still on the frontlines of comedy.
YouTube channel filmed by Leni Riefenstahl
On a livestream yesterday, Puka both:
- Said that the Refs throw flags that they know are bad to brag to their friends in group chats, and
- Told Adin Ross that he'd do a "covetous jew" celebration on his next TD score
Suspend him tbh
- Said that the Refs throw flags that they know are bad to brag to their friends in group chats, and
- Told Adin Ross that he'd do a "covetous jew" celebration on his next TD score
Suspend him tbh
December 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
YouTube channel filmed by Leni Riefenstahl
December 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
This is literally how I found out too.
Same way I found out about Epstein
December 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This is literally how I found out too.
Really? This is NOT ok! I’m PISSED OFF
December 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Really? This is NOT ok! I’m PISSED OFF
Visionary fashion designers around the world are saying “what if we made the logo…get this…upside down.
December 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Visionary fashion designers around the world are saying “what if we made the logo…get this…upside down.
Reposted by Kylie Minotaur
what matters it, after all?
December 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
what matters it, after all?
This is not something you “realize” lol
December 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
This is not something you “realize” lol
I see this happen so much it’s crazy. This freakin city man. Only place in the world.
December 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I see this happen so much it’s crazy. This freakin city man. Only place in the world.
Ha ha! I have an MRI to examine my brain tumor! I’m doing wonderful!!
December 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Ha ha! I have an MRI to examine my brain tumor! I’m doing wonderful!!
Joe Burrow IMO
December 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Joe Burrow IMO