Kylie Minotaur
@andyateacrayon.bsky.social
No suicides permitted here and no smoking in the parlor
Me, when I order Taco Bell at 11:30 PM on a Tuesday
January 9, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Me, when I order Taco Bell at 11:30 PM on a Tuesday
Full on Joker mode at this point.
January 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Full on Joker mode at this point.
as you can see from this screenshot this is absolutely fire.
January 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
as you can see from this screenshot this is absolutely fire.
John Rocker has been removed from a hotel bar because of woke smdh.
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
John Rocker has been removed from a hotel bar because of woke smdh.
9 years ago today the pope liked to blast cigs. (I hope he still likes to blast cigs)
January 6, 2026 at 5:23 AM
9 years ago today the pope liked to blast cigs. (I hope he still likes to blast cigs)
this one really REALLY went downhill.
January 6, 2026 at 12:33 AM
this one really REALLY went downhill.
I want my gas leaded only bitch.
January 5, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I want my gas leaded only bitch.
Within the last 5 minutes. I can’t take it anymore.
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Within the last 5 minutes. I can’t take it anymore.
when I have a salient point to make regarding things happening in the world.
December 31, 2025 at 3:28 AM
when I have a salient point to make regarding things happening in the world.
I always end up back here
December 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I always end up back here
this pic of Sigourney Weaver is the hottest any one will ever be.
December 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
this pic of Sigourney Weaver is the hottest any one will ever be.
Rob Schneider has been sadly eliminated from the National Barbershop Quartet quarterfinals.
December 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Rob Schneider has been sadly eliminated from the National Barbershop Quartet quarterfinals.
completely take that back. Goofus is so fuckin cool.
December 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
completely take that back. Goofus is so fuckin cool.
This combo from my camera roll in 2018 was prophetic!
December 20, 2025 at 6:12 AM
This combo from my camera roll in 2018 was prophetic!
I bought this 2015 Toyota Highlander 4 u my love
December 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I bought this 2015 Toyota Highlander 4 u my love
when I get my hands on a smack barm pey wet
December 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
when I get my hands on a smack barm pey wet
Really? This is NOT ok! I’m PISSED OFF
December 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Really? This is NOT ok! I’m PISSED OFF
This is not something you “realize” lol
December 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
This is not something you “realize” lol
Indiana can eat my shorts
December 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Indiana can eat my shorts
What’re we doin here?
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
What’re we doin here?