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Kylie Minotaur
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No suicides permitted here and no smoking in the parlor
you are a white man from Tampa
February 17, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I’m watching YouTube videos of a guy who is just simulating Medieval 2 Total War videos using the games AI because this is really what I’d like to be doing with my time.
February 17, 2026 at 8:31 PM
February 17, 2026 at 8:30 PM
This will take a level of organization that these people just have no potential of doing.
One of my biggest fears about the midterms is that ICE could flood the polls with agents who perform Kavanaugh Stops on every non-white person before they get a chance to cast a ballot, then detain them until voting is over. Which is not far-fetched at this point. www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-po...
February 17, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Reposted by Kylie Minotaur
February 14, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Not sure the New York Times know how to pronounce very common words.
February 16, 2026 at 6:42 PM
This is extremely morbid and disgusting and sad so you’re welcome but there was an Austrian skier in a competition who died because he basically was split in half because his ski got stuck in a safety net at like 80 mph.
February 16, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Ski jumping looks fun as hell. Sure I’m afraid of heights and would probably shatter both femurs upon landing but it looks fun as hell.
February 16, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I vividly remember the day Daequan Cook won the NBA All Star 3 Point Contest.
February 14, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I’d easily survive this
February 13, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Folks. Got the day off. We’re going hard.
February 11, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Sam Darnold we must simply Stan.
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Putting on Nacho Libre instead of this dogshit.
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
My dream Super Bowl halftime show is Hope Sandoval and Mazzy Star
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Roger Federer in the house 😍
February 9, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Sleigh Bells making Super Bowl money!? Hell yeah
February 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Joe Montana wearing his Vuori bed time clothes drip.
February 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Ok I know the fighter jet flyover is a symbol of the American military industrial complex, BUT as someone who has been in attendance for a couple they are cool as shit lol
February 8, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I’m listening to American Idiot again and it’s so wild a pop-punk band did this lol. Jesus of Suburbia GOES.
February 8, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I’ll say it. Green Day has always slapped.
February 8, 2026 at 11:14 PM
They probably spent like 59 billion dollars and came up with THIS as a stadium.
February 8, 2026 at 11:14 PM
February 8, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Quads? Not impressed. Give me Quints and then we’ll start talking.
February 8, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Is it allowed to do a figure skating routine to Youth of a Nation by POD? Because that’s exactly what I would do.
February 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
My favorite Olympics moment was when Bob Costas had pink eye.
February 8, 2026 at 6:20 PM