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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
@hbomax.bsky.social how could you get rid of the west wing??
January 1, 2025 at 5:28 AM
@hbomax.bsky.social how could you get rid of the west wing??
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Government drones above my barn:
How long will the radical left liberals cover this up? They keep calling it “the big dipper” but I know it’s just drones.
How long will the radical left liberals cover this up? They keep calling it “the big dipper” but I know it’s just drones.
December 17, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Government drones above my barn:
How long will the radical left liberals cover this up? They keep calling it “the big dipper” but I know it’s just drones.
How long will the radical left liberals cover this up? They keep calling it “the big dipper” but I know it’s just drones.
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Insurance Company Annoyed Customer Doesn’t Realize They Were Just Being Polite When They Said They’d Cover Healthcare Bills
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December 15, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Insurance Company Annoyed Customer Doesn’t Realize They Were Just Being Polite When They Said They’d Cover Healthcare Bills
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![Cueball: Public Service Announcement: The Right to Free Speech means the government can't arrest you for what you say.
Cueball: It doesn't mean that anyone else has to listen to your bullshit, or host you while you share it.
Cueball: The 1st Amendment doesn't shield you from criticism or consequences.
Cueball: If you're yelled at, boycotted, have your show canceled, or get banned from an Internet community, your free speech rights aren't being violated.
Cueball: It's just that the people listening think you're an asshole,
[A picture of a partially open door is displayed.]
Cueball: And they're showing you the door.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:u3zzf2s2satdzl3zt3joutmo/bafkreifxhsqpxkyojz2zoe622pkrpl7s6jewxkidbtq6rfkclsecub7t5m@jpeg)
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How dare
December 1, 2024 at 2:12 PM
How dare
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We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
December 2, 2024 at 2:08 AM
We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
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Who knew the REAL East Coast vs West Coast Rap Beef would be between Flavor Flav & Snoop Dogg for the role "America's Sweetheart"
December 2, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Who knew the REAL East Coast vs West Coast Rap Beef would be between Flavor Flav & Snoop Dogg for the role "America's Sweetheart"
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shout out to kendrick lamar for making this the Worst Week Alive for every single hot dog stand employee
December 1, 2024 at 1:22 AM
shout out to kendrick lamar for making this the Worst Week Alive for every single hot dog stand employee
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Not to brag, but I was inexplicably lingering in toxic nonreciprocal relationships way before I stayed too long on Twitter
November 23, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Not to brag, but I was inexplicably lingering in toxic nonreciprocal relationships way before I stayed too long on Twitter
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