Andrew Teman
@andrewteman.org
Boston-based marketing strategist.
Stable genius.
Stable genius.
These flat cones don’t get enough respect as one of the greatest sports equipment innovations of all time.
September 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
These flat cones don’t get enough respect as one of the greatest sports equipment innovations of all time.
This guy’s “F Elon” sticker could use some better kerning and tracking.
July 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This guy’s “F Elon” sticker could use some better kerning and tracking.
Got a ULINE catalog in the mail today, and in between some random product pages is this odd “young people don’t want to work anymore!” screed from the Trump mega supporter and ULINE CEO Elizabeth Uihlein.
July 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Got a ULINE catalog in the mail today, and in between some random product pages is this odd “young people don’t want to work anymore!” screed from the Trump mega supporter and ULINE CEO Elizabeth Uihlein.
Imagine celebrating like this because you got to the semi finals. Cornballs.
Pacers in six.
Pacers in six.
If this is NYC tonight, imagine the scenes if the Knicks actually win the title.
May 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Imagine celebrating like this because you got to the semi finals. Cornballs.
Pacers in six.
Pacers in six.
The rapid etymological evolution of "rawdogging" is really something.
www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...
www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...
CBS News anchors slammed over ‘rawdogging’ comment about papal conclave
The anchors were discussing the rules of the conclave when the term was used
www.the-independent.com
May 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The rapid etymological evolution of "rawdogging" is really something.
www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...
www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...
American Pope is a solid punk rock band name.
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
American Pope is a solid punk rock band name.
I know this headline is stylistically correct, but maybe consider another way to articulate this?
May 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I know this headline is stylistically correct, but maybe consider another way to articulate this?
Hey @adamsilvernba.bsky.social, hear me out on this one…
April 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Hey @adamsilvernba.bsky.social, hear me out on this one…
I am feeling smugly satisfied that our spring vacation location was 85 and sunny the entire time we were there and that it started raining as we left and has been rainy since.
April 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I am feeling smugly satisfied that our spring vacation location was 85 and sunny the entire time we were there and that it started raining as we left and has been rainy since.
I can’t believe I didn’t take the packing cube hype seriously for so long. Life changing.
April 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I can’t believe I didn’t take the packing cube hype seriously for so long. Life changing.
Considering getting a kitten, and the top name suggestion from the kids is "Butthole."
April 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Considering getting a kitten, and the top name suggestion from the kids is "Butthole."
Reposted by Andrew Teman
Farming is crazy . You just put some of the beans back in the floor. Infinite bean glitch
April 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Farming is crazy . You just put some of the beans back in the floor. Infinite bean glitch
My two size options for printer paper.
April 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My two size options for printer paper.
Let's lean into this. No more actual games. Just do all torpedo bat home run derbies. 1-hour events where the total number of dingers + total distance wins.
What is a torpedo bat? Inside MLB's next big thing ⬇️
What is a torpedo bat? How much does it help hitters? Inside MLB's next big thing
After the Yankees' home run barrage with bats that look like bowling pins, the innovation is sweeping baseball.
www.espn.com
April 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Let's lean into this. No more actual games. Just do all torpedo bat home run derbies. 1-hour events where the total number of dingers + total distance wins.
It's "Lonely Swedish (The Bum Bum Song)" by Tom Green.
Saffron Finches are exceptionally musical birds, though they tend to favor one song in particular: buff.ly/CEmE675
April 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It's "Lonely Swedish (The Bum Bum Song)" by Tom Green.
Everyone is always like “Hitler was a genocidal lunatic” and never “Hitler was a wonderful artist.”
So unfair!
So unfair!
March 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Everyone is always like “Hitler was a genocidal lunatic” and never “Hitler was a wonderful artist.”
So unfair!
So unfair!
Is anyone who knows anything about naming or branding even working on this thing? www.espn.com/soccer/story...
New NWSL franchise gets renamed Boston Legacy
In a move to recover from a disastrous branding rollout five months ago, the expansion NWSL team has announced Boston Legacy Football Club as its new franchise name, superseding BOS Nation FC.
www.espn.com
March 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Is anyone who knows anything about naming or branding even working on this thing? www.espn.com/soccer/story...
lol they most definitely are not
March 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
lol they most definitely are not
Business Idea: A restaurant called "Illegal Seafoods" that only sells dishes made of endangered sea creatures.
- Sea Turtle Tartare
- Vaquita Burgers
- Hawaiian Monk Seal Stew
- Sea Turtle Tartare
- Vaquita Burgers
- Hawaiian Monk Seal Stew
March 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Business Idea: A restaurant called "Illegal Seafoods" that only sells dishes made of endangered sea creatures.
- Sea Turtle Tartare
- Vaquita Burgers
- Hawaiian Monk Seal Stew
- Sea Turtle Tartare
- Vaquita Burgers
- Hawaiian Monk Seal Stew
Facebook Marketplace in a nutshell. This woman committed to buying the item yesterday afternoon and was meant to be here to pick it up at 9:30 this morning. I messaged her at 10:10 this morning and this was the conversation.
March 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Facebook Marketplace in a nutshell. This woman committed to buying the item yesterday afternoon and was meant to be here to pick it up at 9:30 this morning. I messaged her at 10:10 this morning and this was the conversation.
Reposted by Andrew Teman
Hello, I’m a disruptor, very smart, here to create efficiency. I’m just going to drill holes in the bottom of this boat to see which parts of the hull are mission-critical.
March 12, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Hello, I’m a disruptor, very smart, here to create efficiency. I’m just going to drill holes in the bottom of this boat to see which parts of the hull are mission-critical.
Dunning-Kruger Department
March 8, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Dunning-Kruger Department
Reposted by Andrew Teman
Start With Why has been found at work.
God, it's like Corporate Japanese Knotweed; guaranteed to destroy your foundations with no easy way of removing it.
God, it's like Corporate Japanese Knotweed; guaranteed to destroy your foundations with no easy way of removing it.
March 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Start With Why has been found at work.
God, it's like Corporate Japanese Knotweed; guaranteed to destroy your foundations with no easy way of removing it.
God, it's like Corporate Japanese Knotweed; guaranteed to destroy your foundations with no easy way of removing it.
February 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM