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Elon forcing everybody to see Trump thanksgiving tweet
November 28, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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Guy who has never once stopped to think about how the most bitter fruit in the world is made into something deliciously sweet: Huh, this cranberry sauce recipe sure has a lot of sugar in it.
November 28, 2024 at 2:43 PM
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thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event
November 28, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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Sure, start a trade war with Canada. Blow up Ottawa. Make Dave Coullier enlist as Royal Canadian Mounty. Fuck it. They're been too nice for too long. Make Canada suffer.
November 26, 2024 at 5:38 AM
Put two units on the bears to cover. Expect a two point Vikings loss
It’s time. How’s everybody feeling?
November 24, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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It’s time. How’s everybody feeling?
November 24, 2024 at 5:54 PM