Andrew Wood
andrew.gilwood-cs.co.uk
Andrew Wood
@andrew.gilwood-cs.co.uk
Product manager at ControlUp.

Delivering and optimising application, desktop, server and user workspace virtualisation solutions in 280 chars or less. Just here, not twitter.
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
@athleticomince.bsky.social - can you make this a thing?
November 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Up next #mincepietests2025 Greggs' offering. Available individually for 90 of your british pence, or as a pack of 6 for 215. These are wider, but thinner than your 'standard' shop bought mince pies.

6/10 Fairytale of New York The Pogues ft. Kirsty MacColl. One of the most-streamed Christmas songs.
November 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Not wanting to seem like I'm dissing Lidl.. the all butter mince pies are, for 249 of your pence definitely worth the extra spend. Size wise.. I'd say about half the size of a the 'standard'.

7/10 Last Christmas by Wham
November 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Mincpie testing 2025 #mincepietests2025

We start with Lidl standard mince pies from a middle adjacent aisle

Not a bad choice, but you could be better. Pretty sure they've been better in the past, just like mars bars were larger I expect.

5/10 ... a Merry Xmas Everybody by Slade option
November 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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i regret to say that i have to support this ugly tie

photo via @jccoltin.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I will be mostly watching the BBC4 documentary on Bruce Springsteen. You go about your day.. I will be having a lovely time.
October 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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UK-backed science has helped save millions of lives from AIDS, TB and malaria. But, continued investment is vital to fund the science. Back #TheGlobalFund
October 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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A year or two ago, I started keeping a list of cases where attorneys had been disciplined for submitting court documents with fake AI-generated filings. Figured it would be a short-lived phenomenon as attys became aware

I had to stop, because the number is growing faster than I could keep up
Marking the latest collision of artificial intelligence with attorney ethics, a large U.S. law firm told a judge it was "profoundly embarrassed" after one of its lawyers submitted a court filing with inaccurate and non-existent citations that were generated by AI.
Large US law firm apologizes for AI errors in bankruptcy court filing
Marking the latest collision of artificial intelligence with attorney ethics, a large U.S. law firm told a judge it was "profoundly embarrassed" after one of its lawyers submitted a court filing with inaccurate and non-existent citations that were generated by AI.
reut.rs
October 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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we are witnessing a genuine decline in the taste of american elites
October 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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In the US, you have ICE agents. In Canada, we have NICE agents.
This agent was part of the ‘This Hour Has 22 Minutes’ Canadian television show. He was interviewing Americans and letting them pose for a Canadian passport ID. People were getting a kick out of it and having fun. Good on you Canada! 🇨🇦❤️
October 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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One month to go until our Winter Meeting in London! Massive thanks to our sponsors, we can't do this without you🙏 #igel #google #accessitautomation #juriba #nerdio #loginvsi #rimo3 #apporto #controlup #eginnovations #enterprisesolutions #kasm #liquidware #managementstudio #numecent #10zig
October 13, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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The only violence I’ve been seeing in Portland is from the so-called Feds!!!

Keep sharing these videos; it’s evidence.
October 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
October 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I asked AI to curate a document I put together. This was wasn't it's first iteration. I cocked up somewhere.. no disrepect to robots here.. not at all - we're all cool.. cool. cool.

But a Marlow vibe?!
October 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
TAKE.MY.MONEY
October 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Today, a company linked to Baroness Michelle Mone was told it must repay the government £122m for breaching a contract for medical gowns during the Covid pandemic.

Read our special report online on some of the other fat cats who made a mint during covid.

➡️ www.private-eye.co.uk/pictures/spe...
October 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I'm taking on the challenge of the abseil down Wakefield Cathedral. Any donation, no matter the big, is appreciated. It'll make a difference in supporting the great care given by Wakefield Hospice's dedicated nurses to patients and their families.

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Wakefield Hospice Abseil
I'm taking on the challenge of descending the abseil down Wakefield Cathedral which has stood since the 11th Century and stands at a height of 247 feet, holding 175 steps to the top, making it the tal
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October 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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If you want to quickly figure out if & where a process is writing a logfile, create a filter (ctrl l) in @SysInternals procmon for your process(es) and also Category = Write & turn off registry & network capture in the toolbar
September 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Well played all.
September 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
@paulcallaghan.bsky.social .. was there a problem with The Beanfield? That was a lovely piece of art you posted.
September 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
My cat has decided to start her own youtube crafting channel.. we chatted about monetization, but we just kept coming back to dreamies. I broached opposable thumbs.. but apparently not a problem. I don't think she's thought it through tbh, but I support her anyways.
September 25, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I got a copy of Bas Van Kaam's Cloud Mastery.

I'll do a chapter a day review.

You're more than welcome to join in.
September 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM