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“You’re in my seat”
November 29, 2025 at 11:03 AM
“You’re in my seat”
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On the one hand it’s useful to have a reasoned and measured debate on the perceived bias inherent in BBC news, on the other hand Donald Trump is a cunt.
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
On the one hand it’s useful to have a reasoned and measured debate on the perceived bias inherent in BBC news, on the other hand Donald Trump is a cunt.
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Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration https://theonion.com/diplomatic-talks-break-down-between-trump-motion-activated-ghost-decoration/
October 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration https://theonion.com/diplomatic-talks-break-down-between-trump-motion-activated-ghost-decoration/
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Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored https://theonion.com/bored-national-guard-goes-door-to-door-asking-if-chicagoans-have-any-order-they-need-restored/
October 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored https://theonion.com/bored-national-guard-goes-door-to-door-asking-if-chicagoans-have-any-order-they-need-restored/
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Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
WASHINGTON, UT—As he described a massive backlog of murders that continued to stump the agency he leads, desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin ...
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September 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
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Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
September 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
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President Trump rejects rumours of death and illness in live broadcast to American public.
September 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
President Trump rejects rumours of death and illness in live broadcast to American public.
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Trump Angry Not A Single Visiting European Leader Wearing Lederhosen, Tiny Hat theonion.com/trump-a...
August 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Trump Angry Not A Single Visiting European Leader Wearing Lederhosen, Tiny Hat theonion.com/trump-a...
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Trump Orders Presidential Motorcade To Take Detour Through Homeless Encampment
August 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Trump Orders Presidential Motorcade To Take Detour Through Homeless Encampment
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All The Changes Kristi Noem Is Making To TSA theonion.com/all-the...
July 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
All The Changes Kristi Noem Is Making To TSA theonion.com/all-the...
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White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
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July 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
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Elon Musk Weeps, For There Are No More Women To Impregnate
Elon Musk Weeps, For There Are No More Women To Impregnate
AUSTIN, TX—Realizing that every uterus had already been conquered, Tesla CEO Elon Musk reportedly wept Wednesday, for there were no more women for him to impregnate. “I have sown the many fields with ...
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July 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Elon Musk Weeps, For There Are No More Women To Impregnate
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“Parents across the country were shamed by angry liberals into giving their kids ‘woke’ names like Tyler and Justin when they should have been naming them Stonewall and Forrest,” said Trump
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Trump Orders All Children Born Under Biden To Be Renamed After Confederate Generals
WASHINGTON—In an effort to restore what he said were traditional American values that the previous administration had attempted to destroy, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Monday decreeing that all children born while President Joe Biden was in office would be renamed after Confederate generals. “Parents across the country were shamed by angry liberals […]
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March 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Parents across the country were shamed by angry liberals into giving their kids ‘woke’ names like Tyler and Justin when they should have been naming them Stonewall and Forrest,” said Trump
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Fiona Bruce jokes when Richard Tice keeps interrupting that she might have to put a gag on him.
How about we stop having Reform on every single TV and radio show possible and constantly giving them a platform?
It's so obviously disproportionate. And it's constant.
#BBCQT
How about we stop having Reform on every single TV and radio show possible and constantly giving them a platform?
It's so obviously disproportionate. And it's constant.
#BBCQT
March 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Fiona Bruce jokes when Richard Tice keeps interrupting that she might have to put a gag on him.
How about we stop having Reform on every single TV and radio show possible and constantly giving them a platform?
It's so obviously disproportionate. And it's constant.
#BBCQT
How about we stop having Reform on every single TV and radio show possible and constantly giving them a platform?
It's so obviously disproportionate. And it's constant.
#BBCQT
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🎵 Don't boo us off
Our feelings will be hurt
Bought a Brazilian shirt
And it were all yellow 🎵
Our feelings will be hurt
Bought a Brazilian shirt
And it were all yellow 🎵
Coldplay and FIFA working on first ever World Cup final halftime show
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March 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
🎵 Don't boo us off
Our feelings will be hurt
Bought a Brazilian shirt
And it were all yellow 🎵
Our feelings will be hurt
Bought a Brazilian shirt
And it were all yellow 🎵
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Trump Unveils Plan To Address Migrants With New Open-Fire Policy
January 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Trump Unveils Plan To Address Migrants With New Open-Fire Policy