There is so much more I could do for the organisations volunteer for if I had the time and the energy that comes from not having to work full time.
A universal basic income would allow me to contribute to our environment and our communities, by expanding the community conservation work I already do.

"hop in, we're going to RFK's brain."

John C. Reilly has quietly had an amazing career. Rewatching Magnolia rn. Forgot he had such a big role in this.

The craziest thing about me is, I’m always inbox zero. Personal emails, work emails, texts. All zero.

The students at my school did this. They negotiated for it, they got it, and they're disbanding their encampment now that they're done.

Not one arrest. No police. The first campus in the UC system to do it.

She Bo my Nix till I Ladd McConkey

Please buy my art on a sticker, i am poor and very tired. It is free to share

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You know who pissed me off?

Dale Stern, the principal of Diana Lewis Elementary, who *permanently* cancelled pizza Fridays.

Now, if pizza's not healthy, how come I've never seen a fat Italian?

You, sir, are a pepperoni.

And you are my CHUMP OF THE WEEK

Can you blow me where the pampers is?

I so do!

Thursday! What a concept!

Classic Priya Gupta shit right here

This has officially made my week

The cloaked apparition in room #307 is not employed by the casino.

Rip Mitch McConnell. He taught me it was okay to stand motionless for minutes at a time until being led away

Easily the dumbest cop video you’ll see all week. An acorn falls out of a tree onto a car and the cop thinks it’s gunfire. He does fucking barrel rolls, shooting wildly at someone he just arrested inside his car, and even falsely claims he was shot. Again, it was an acorn. x.com/githii/statu...

After the Kansas City Chiefs defeated the San Francisco 49ers in Super Bowl LVIII, Tucker Carlson took his own life. He was 54 years old and sucked total ass.

Hahahaha

i complain a lot but sometimes you see a news story where every single part of it makes you smile wider and wider