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Norm de Plume
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Stand up guy. Baseball nerd. Spreadsheet enthusiast.
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Norm de Plume @amnesialab.bsky.social · Feb 17
We regret to inform you that due to budget cuts, bread is no longer available.

Enjoy your circus!
amnesialab.bsky.social
I like Corn Chex as much as the next guy, but the name sounds like something diabetics do with their feet.
December 18, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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seattlesports710.bsky.social
Seattle sports teams don't do cocky. They do their best when their backs are against a wall. So if the #Mariners are going to make the World Series, this is how it should be. Game 7, fighting against critics, time and history.

(via @brentstecker.bsky.social)

sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
This is the way Seattle Mariners should make World Series
After leading 2-0, the Seattle Mariners find themselves in Game 7 of the ALCS in Toronto with a shot in the World Series on the line.
sports.mynorthwest.com
October 20, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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eva.computer
white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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jturnage.bsky.social
I laughed so hard at this I attracted my daughters from the other room and had to explain it to them.
pitchingninja.com Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · Apr 10
I asked ai 3 different times to complete his pitching motion from that first still pic. And this is what it came up with. 🤣
April 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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stephenaytch.bsky.social
April 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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infieldflygrl.online
Bro took one look at the stock market and said "pay me in Canadian dollars please!"
April 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
amnesialab.bsky.social
Jorge Polanco has been great with the bat so far this season!

Also: Deep fried, pole-vaulting CHRIST, can we pretty please NOT PLAY HIS RUBBER ARM AT THIRD?!
April 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
amnesialab.bsky.social
Gard Hollinger looks like Robert Downey Jr. and Alfred Molina had a baby.
March 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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michaeljstern.bsky.social
At a London bus stop. The Brits are telling it like it is.
February 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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jennb.bsky.social
Enough said ... Read it again and again. And then again. When I was in 7th grade, our teacher put on a video and told us to take notes. Ten minutes in, she threw the lights on and shouted at Steven Webb Sladki, telling him he wasn't taking notes and he should have been. But the thing was, Steve was taking notes. I saw it. We all saw it. The teacher asked if anyone wanted to stand up for Steve. A few of us choked out some words of defense but were immediately squashed. Quickly, we were all very silent. Steve was sent to the principal's office. The teacher came back in the room and said something like "See how easy that was?" We were reading "Anne Frank." I started to understand. I just thought now was a good time to share this story. Don't ever let anyone tell you that what you see with your own eyes isn't happening.
February 17, 2025 at 7:17 AM
amnesialab.bsky.social
We regret to inform you that due to budget cuts, bread is no longer available.

Enjoy your circus!
February 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
JFC indeed.
February 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
amnesialab.bsky.social
My friend Cliff Cash's comedy special is up on YouTube. If you haven't seen it, you should. Definitely one of the funniest comics I know.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=btRg...
CLIFF CASH: THE LONG ROAD (FULL STAND-UP COMEDY SPECIAL)
YouTube video by Cliff Cash Comedy
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2025 at 6:42 AM
amnesialab.bsky.social
Do they not realize the "accurate, honest" part is mutually exclusive with the rest of it?
January 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
amnesialab.bsky.social
You know the American education system is hopelessly fucked when so many people believe in ghosts, but not vaccines.
January 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
amnesialab.bsky.social
A bit of #baseball #trivia to tide you #MLB fans over until Spring Training:

Going back to before Intentional Walks were an official stat, who is the only player in AL/NL history who was intentionally walked twice in a game while he was pitching?
January 24, 2025 at 11:14 AM
amnesialab.bsky.social
I am absolutely baffled by people who chest-beat over the "land of the free" and then line up to take away other people's freedoms.
January 24, 2025 at 9:28 AM
amnesialab.bsky.social
Jesus. I definitely had "fascist dog whistles" on my inauguration bingo card, but this is a fascist wolf whistle.
January 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
amnesialab.bsky.social
Big day in #MLB. With the signing of #RokiSasaki, the #Dodgers have tied down enough Japanese guys to earn a merit badge in shibari.
January 18, 2025 at 7:26 AM