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Anne May
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Listening to @goingmedieval.bsky.social talk about Ivar the Boneless - still keep picturing him flobbering about on a horse like a boneless chicken breast 😂
December 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
February 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Got my rings cleaned and they look brand new. One of my favorite parts of the trek to the big mall
January 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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America's next president
January 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
It’s a bad time when your normal grocery shopping day coincides with the day before a snowstorm.
January 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Colonoscopy prep is a war crime.
January 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
May have shed tears of joy to get rid of this annoying thing today
January 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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This man and a small group of capitol police officers singlehandedly saved our democracy four years ago.

In November, 77 million Americans said "to hell with them" and voted for the insurrectionists.

Your "Back the Blue" flags are a pathetic disgrace and your patriotism is bullsh*t.
January 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
If you’re tired of the frustration of Goodreads, my daughter just introduced me to Fable today and I think it’s a pretty good replacement! DNF, fractions of ⭐️ for rating, etc
January 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Making it to 51.9 years old before a round of “oh God, this is going to need stitches!” has to be a record, right?
December 16, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Dinner and walking around Walmart wiped me OUT 😴 The most walking I’ve done in 2.5 weeks #mastectomy
December 1, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Ummm, a 1.2mm finding after prophylactic #mastectomy was not the holiday season starter that I was thinking of… 🫠
November 24, 2024 at 3:02 AM
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Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job because they can’t afford childcare and when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli because there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor because they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO
November 19, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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Hi, thanks for following me!

FYI, I don’t do negativity. I don’t engage with trolls, join pile-ons, launch flame wars, or have online arguments

I’m here to share funny stuff, interesting stuff, and talk about things I enjoy

I try to respond in good faith to as many people as I can

Cheers 🙏
November 17, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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Me whispering into my kale salad after eating a few bites: you better make me look like Miss Universe you gross bowl of cabbage garbage
November 16, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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The thing about Twitter versus Bluesky is that the right needs liberals on Twitter to make it feel worthwhile, whereas the left doesn’t need conservatives on Bluesky to make it feel worthwhile.
November 17, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Seems like @nicsigni.bsky.social would know him from somewhere…
November 17, 2024 at 2:49 AM
I’m not doing a profile picture until I can have my first post-surgery shower
November 16, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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🎶 Take me down to the paradox city where the grass is trees and the squirrels are kitties 🎶
November 16, 2024 at 12:38 PM
First day post mastectomy has been wild
November 15, 2024 at 1:50 AM
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One piece of early Twitter etiquette that would be a good addition to the culture here is the use of “h/t” acknowledgements.

H/t means “hat tip” and is a way of giving credit to the account where you first saw the content you’re promoting.

It’s a great network building tool and feels good as well.
November 12, 2024 at 4:10 PM
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my life is a lot like bob’s burgers but instead of burgers i make mistakes
November 12, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Manically running around trying to get things done before surgery and not actually completing any of them from dread…
a muppet with a big smile on his face is saying my brain right now .
ALT: a muppet with a big smile on his face is saying my brain right now .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2024 at 4:26 PM