Hot take: The BBC office is to the NBC Office what Fleabag is to Nobody Wants This
November 21, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Hot take: The BBC office is to the NBC Office what Fleabag is to Nobody Wants This
Oh no kingsgate mall is gentrifying. The public bathroom was a little messy and not hauntingly gross like it usually is 😔 it’s over
November 7, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Oh no kingsgate mall is gentrifying. The public bathroom was a little messy and not hauntingly gross like it usually is 😔 it’s over
Jonathan Livingston Cena
October 29, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Jonathan Livingston Cena
got so high last night I almost left the house like this
February 6, 2024 at 7:36 PM
got so high last night I almost left the house like this
Reposted by Amitai Marmorstein
Socrates was a classic poster. He just walked up to people and asked them what they believed in, then he’d say it was stupid and yell at them. He argued with everybody until he was legally compelled to kill himself. Not one of us has that commitment
February 2, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Socrates was a classic poster. He just walked up to people and asked them what they believed in, then he’d say it was stupid and yell at them. He argued with everybody until he was legally compelled to kill himself. Not one of us has that commitment
my new years resolution? same as it is every year. keep getting hotter, keep getting dumber ✨
January 1, 2024 at 6:34 PM
my new years resolution? same as it is every year. keep getting hotter, keep getting dumber ✨
if a sapiosexual told me that they think im hot i’d kms
December 14, 2023 at 10:17 PM
if a sapiosexual told me that they think im hot i’d kms
the problem with dating ppl younger me is that none of them are as impressed with my vintage No Fear t-shirt collection as they should be
December 9, 2023 at 1:31 AM
the problem with dating ppl younger me is that none of them are as impressed with my vintage No Fear t-shirt collection as they should be
the only time I’ve read a book in the past 5 years has been when someone I had a crush on told me to
December 7, 2023 at 8:01 PM
the only time I’ve read a book in the past 5 years has been when someone I had a crush on told me to
the noise cancelling on my new headphones is so good I can’t hear my thoughts anymore. I’m finally free
December 5, 2023 at 1:34 AM
the noise cancelling on my new headphones is so good I can’t hear my thoughts anymore. I’m finally free
i’d post hole before i post my spotify wrapped
November 30, 2023 at 12:48 AM
i’d post hole before i post my spotify wrapped
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I'm just built different (incorrectly)
November 21, 2023 at 9:47 PM
I'm just built different (incorrectly)
having red flags is ableist to colorblind ppl
November 17, 2023 at 6:08 AM
having red flags is ableist to colorblind ppl
if we’re being real this is what I’m looking for
November 10, 2023 at 9:07 PM
if we’re being real this is what I’m looking for
just trying to reach that level of hotness that when i get depressed it only makes me hotter
October 30, 2023 at 1:30 AM
just trying to reach that level of hotness that when i get depressed it only makes me hotter
wait she’s one woman? i thought they were two brothers who’s last name was Doctorjoyce
October 26, 2023 at 10:46 PM
wait she’s one woman? i thought they were two brothers who’s last name was Doctorjoyce
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Prove you’re human.
Prove you stand on two legs.
Run.
Prove you stand on two legs.
Run.
October 26, 2023 at 9:07 AM
Prove you’re human.
Prove you stand on two legs.
Run.
Prove you stand on two legs.
Run.
remembering to pluck my eyebrows so i don’t get roasted when i go watch football with the boys later
October 8, 2023 at 8:02 PM
remembering to pluck my eyebrows so i don’t get roasted when i go watch football with the boys later
if you can’t handle me at my most depressed you don’t deserve me at my slightly less depressed
October 4, 2023 at 10:37 PM
if you can’t handle me at my most depressed you don’t deserve me at my slightly less depressed
worried i’m gonna default on my sleep debt
September 30, 2023 at 3:34 AM
worried i’m gonna default on my sleep debt
uh oh despite never having met him i’m now deeply concerned that i’m this guys worst enemy
What WOULD you wish on your worst enemy? I'll start:
That they consistently wake up in the middle of the night and start at the ceiling unable to fall asleep haunted by the notion that they've never really been unconditionally loved
That they consistently wake up in the middle of the night and start at the ceiling unable to fall asleep haunted by the notion that they've never really been unconditionally loved
"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult
September 29, 2023 at 1:23 AM
uh oh despite never having met him i’m now deeply concerned that i’m this guys worst enemy
at the gym hitting PR’s listening to mitski 😢💪
September 25, 2023 at 10:26 PM
at the gym hitting PR’s listening to mitski 😢💪
AMPTP settled juuuust before the book of life was sealed 👀
September 25, 2023 at 7:23 PM
AMPTP settled juuuust before the book of life was sealed 👀
humiliating to get your heart broken by someone with a common name. have to hear their name get called at the coffee shop, have to read it min three times a day while scrolling. that’s why ppl should only ever get their heartbroken by me
September 19, 2023 at 10:42 PM
humiliating to get your heart broken by someone with a common name. have to hear their name get called at the coffee shop, have to read it min three times a day while scrolling. that’s why ppl should only ever get their heartbroken by me