Ami Berger
@amiberger.bsky.social
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Ami Berger
@amiberger.bsky.social
· Feb 4
The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
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@amiberger.bsky.social What if you’re a holidayderp?
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
@amiberger.bsky.social What if you’re a holidayderp?
3 week old dead goldfish: HEY NOW
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
3 week old dead goldfish: HEY NOW
I don't know maybe it's just me but it seems like kind of a stretch to reopen the government on the basis of a pinky swear from people who LIE ALL THE FUCKING TIME ABOUT EVERYTHING
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I don't know maybe it's just me but it seems like kind of a stretch to reopen the government on the basis of a pinky swear from people who LIE ALL THE FUCKING TIME ABOUT EVERYTHING
but what was the workplace wearing
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
but what was the workplace wearing
Ladies can we ruin Christian nationalism next
November 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Ladies can we ruin Christian nationalism next
the New York Times changed the headline of Douthat's stupid op/ed again and now it's just called LOOK WE HATE WOMEN OKAY
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
the New York Times changed the headline of Douthat's stupid op/ed again and now it's just called LOOK WE HATE WOMEN OKAY
Good morning to everyone who-
You know what? Good morning. IT’S A GODDAMN GOOD MORNING.
You know what? Good morning. IT’S A GODDAMN GOOD MORNING.
November 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Good morning to everyone who-
You know what? Good morning. IT’S A GODDAMN GOOD MORNING.
You know what? Good morning. IT’S A GODDAMN GOOD MORNING.
it turns out that Americans don't really like having shit dumped on their heads
November 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
it turns out that Americans don't really like having shit dumped on their heads
maybe George W. Bush will come out of hiding now
November 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
maybe George W. Bush will come out of hiding now
the absolute fuckery of adding ANOTHER hour to 2025 whew
November 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
the absolute fuckery of adding ANOTHER hour to 2025 whew
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@quinncy.bsky.social what if I celebrated Halloween by going to a cat cafe and petting an absolutely terrifying and homicidal orange derp named Leroy
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
@quinncy.bsky.social what if I celebrated Halloween by going to a cat cafe and petting an absolutely terrifying and homicidal orange derp named Leroy
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@amiberger.bsky.social Honestly, I’d watch these.
October 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
@amiberger.bsky.social Honestly, I’d watch these.
if you’re making it easier for someone to get an AR-15 and measles and harder to get food and healthcare you’re on the wrong fucking side
October 28, 2025 at 11:09 AM
if you’re making it easier for someone to get an AR-15 and measles and harder to get food and healthcare you’re on the wrong fucking side
stop defending nazi tattoos challenge
October 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
stop defending nazi tattoos challenge
bunker and Argentina wait I’ve heard this one before
October 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
bunker and Argentina wait I’ve heard this one before
Soooooooo is there anything stopping him from keeping the government shut down permanently asking for a crumbling democracy
October 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Soooooooo is there anything stopping him from keeping the government shut down permanently asking for a crumbling democracy
many thanks to the non-American press for actually doing journalism on our national nightmare
It's amazing how direct the international press is on these issues as compared to US media.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
Scrutiny grows over Trump competence – but can an unfit president be removed?
Impeachment and 25th amendment offer routes for removal – but experts say system is set up to protect the president
www.theguardian.com
October 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
many thanks to the non-American press for actually doing journalism on our national nightmare
absolutely fascinating and heartbreaking how those pictures of the White House being bulldozed really made it real for folks
October 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
absolutely fascinating and heartbreaking how those pictures of the White House being bulldozed really made it real for folks
destroying our institutions literally and figuratively
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
October 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
destroying our institutions literally and figuratively
the Louvre Heist Discourse is hilarious because it's like 1% oh no how awful and 99% honestly that's pretty fucking badass nice work fellas
October 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
the Louvre Heist Discourse is hilarious because it's like 1% oh no how awful and 99% honestly that's pretty fucking badass nice work fellas
wait did he think it was the Nobel Feces Prize
October 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
wait did he think it was the Nobel Feces Prize
writing is hard the end
October 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
writing is hard the end
The craziest thing about that video of Trump dumping shit out of a fighter jet is that the federal government is still shut down and they still haven’t released the Epstein files
October 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The craziest thing about that video of Trump dumping shit out of a fighter jet is that the federal government is still shut down and they still haven’t released the Epstein files
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These three things are true:
1. You should go to the rally.
2. You should practice good opsec just in case—even if you're a bunch of retirees milling about in a parking lot, it's good to practice.
3. You should talk to your neighbors and turn the energy into action that will carry past tomorrow.
1. You should go to the rally.
2. You should practice good opsec just in case—even if you're a bunch of retirees milling about in a parking lot, it's good to practice.
3. You should talk to your neighbors and turn the energy into action that will carry past tomorrow.
October 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
These three things are true:
1. You should go to the rally.
2. You should practice good opsec just in case—even if you're a bunch of retirees milling about in a parking lot, it's good to practice.
3. You should talk to your neighbors and turn the energy into action that will carry past tomorrow.
1. You should go to the rally.
2. You should practice good opsec just in case—even if you're a bunch of retirees milling about in a parking lot, it's good to practice.
3. You should talk to your neighbors and turn the energy into action that will carry past tomorrow.