Ami Berger
@amiberger.bsky.social
Writer, editor, wordy person | what fresh hell is this?
Ladies can we ruin Christian nationalism next
November 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Ladies can we ruin Christian nationalism next
@quinncy.bsky.social what if I celebrated Halloween by going to a cat cafe and petting an absolutely terrifying and homicidal orange derp named Leroy
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
@quinncy.bsky.social what if I celebrated Halloween by going to a cat cafe and petting an absolutely terrifying and homicidal orange derp named Leroy
excuse me while I crumble into dust and blow away like an ancient tumbleweed made of Actually Normal Back Then
October 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
excuse me while I crumble into dust and blow away like an ancient tumbleweed made of Actually Normal Back Then
Goodnight, loon
Goodnight, all those waiting for The News to come soon
Goodnight, "proof" of life
Goodnight, garbage wife
Goodnight, weird hand bruises
Goodnight, red hat losers
Goodnight, nobody
Goodnight, cow
And goodnight to the internet whispering "let it be now"
Goodnight, all those waiting for The News to come soon
Goodnight, "proof" of life
Goodnight, garbage wife
Goodnight, weird hand bruises
Goodnight, red hat losers
Goodnight, nobody
Goodnight, cow
And goodnight to the internet whispering "let it be now"
September 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Goodnight, loon
Goodnight, all those waiting for The News to come soon
Goodnight, "proof" of life
Goodnight, garbage wife
Goodnight, weird hand bruises
Goodnight, red hat losers
Goodnight, nobody
Goodnight, cow
And goodnight to the internet whispering "let it be now"
Goodnight, all those waiting for The News to come soon
Goodnight, "proof" of life
Goodnight, garbage wife
Goodnight, weird hand bruises
Goodnight, red hat losers
Goodnight, nobody
Goodnight, cow
And goodnight to the internet whispering "let it be now"
I MEAN LOOK WE REALLY TRIED
August 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I MEAN LOOK WE REALLY TRIED
@quinncy.bsky.social at least they warned me?
August 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
@quinncy.bsky.social at least they warned me?
the John Bolton cameo at the end is what makes it art
August 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
the John Bolton cameo at the end is what makes it art
This is NOT real as far as I can tell—it’s not on their current X feed—but the fact that I had to go check to make sure tells you all you need to know.
August 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This is NOT real as far as I can tell—it’s not on their current X feed—but the fact that I had to go check to make sure tells you all you need to know.
At last, Covfefe has found their Twin Flame
August 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
At last, Covfefe has found their Twin Flame
The 2025 writers room really knocking it out of the park today
August 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The 2025 writers room really knocking it out of the park today
Was it something I said?
August 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Was it something I said?
I can’t be the only one, right?
July 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I can’t be the only one, right?
CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR
July 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR
The poets always say it best
July 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The poets always say it best
As if his hands are big enough to hold cards and levers at the same time. Also this is fucking lunacy.
July 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
As if his hands are big enough to hold cards and levers at the same time. Also this is fucking lunacy.
When your president is literally the Grandpa Simpson meme
June 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
When your president is literally the Grandpa Simpson meme
maga when all their Medicaid, hospitals, and nursing homes disappear
June 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
maga when all their Medicaid, hospitals, and nursing homes disappear
Here’s the email sent to UVA alums from President Jim Ryan, announcing his resignation. What a travesty.
June 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Here’s the email sent to UVA alums from President Jim Ryan, announcing his resignation. What a travesty.
GARRBLE GARBLE GARBLE OIL PRICES BLAH BLAH BLAH ENEMY MAN WOMAN TV COVFEFE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTEN- *falls asleep*
June 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
GARRBLE GARBLE GARBLE OIL PRICES BLAH BLAH BLAH ENEMY MAN WOMAN TV COVFEFE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTEN- *falls asleep*
All of GenX watcing the news today
June 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
All of GenX watcing the news today
WAIT WAIT WAIT WE HAVE AT LEAST THREE NAMES
June 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
WAIT WAIT WAIT WE HAVE AT LEAST THREE NAMES
I'm sure this is kind of a youhadtobethere but Kris Lindahl is a local real estate agent and these billboards are EVERYWHERE
June 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I'm sure this is kind of a youhadtobethere but Kris Lindahl is a local real estate agent and these billboards are EVERYWHERE
