amelia
@ameliagarvey.bsky.social
storyteller & forest dweller
I write a newsletter: https://ameliagarvey.com/newsletter/
I write a newsletter: https://ameliagarvey.com/newsletter/
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“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
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i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired
February 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired
skied for the first time in six years today and did real good right up until I took the world’s most epic fall which I somehow managed to walk away from uninjured
February 6, 2026 at 12:51 AM
skied for the first time in six years today and did real good right up until I took the world’s most epic fall which I somehow managed to walk away from uninjured
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i saw goody proctor flying a drone over new jersey
December 20, 2024 at 2:18 AM
i saw goody proctor flying a drone over new jersey
ah, winter: the time of year where, on any given day, I either want to dress like a victorian librarian, or a ski bum
November 26, 2024 at 1:43 PM
ah, winter: the time of year where, on any given day, I either want to dress like a victorian librarian, or a ski bum
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BUT YOUR HONOR I AM LIKE US!
November 25, 2024 at 11:38 PM
BUT YOUR HONOR I AM LIKE US!
living in a small town has its downsides but I parked on the street last night forgetting that our winter parking ban is in effect and instead of ticketing me, by-law left a note on my car reminding me of the ban and asking me to please not do that again
November 25, 2024 at 5:01 PM
living in a small town has its downsides but I parked on the street last night forgetting that our winter parking ban is in effect and instead of ticketing me, by-law left a note on my car reminding me of the ban and asking me to please not do that again
yeah…this makes me emotional
November 24, 2024 at 7:58 PM
yeah…this makes me emotional
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*door in my house opens on its own*
me: fascinating. there must be quite a temperature differential between these two rooms to create that kind of pressure
the ghost haunting me: (slamming its head through the wall) i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you
me: fascinating. there must be quite a temperature differential between these two rooms to create that kind of pressure
the ghost haunting me: (slamming its head through the wall) i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you
November 23, 2024 at 7:07 PM
*door in my house opens on its own*
me: fascinating. there must be quite a temperature differential between these two rooms to create that kind of pressure
the ghost haunting me: (slamming its head through the wall) i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you
me: fascinating. there must be quite a temperature differential between these two rooms to create that kind of pressure
the ghost haunting me: (slamming its head through the wall) i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you
currently obsessed with an old house that is for sale in my town. it was built 200 years ago by our town's first presbyterian minister who was so cranky that he is still known for it today. the house is in rough shape and has five fireplaces and original woodwork. i can't stop thinking about it
November 24, 2024 at 2:26 AM
currently obsessed with an old house that is for sale in my town. it was built 200 years ago by our town's first presbyterian minister who was so cranky that he is still known for it today. the house is in rough shape and has five fireplaces and original woodwork. i can't stop thinking about it
I ate potato chips that I know give me a tummy ache and now I have a tummy ache 😡
November 22, 2024 at 9:37 PM
I ate potato chips that I know give me a tummy ache and now I have a tummy ache 😡
is this a safe space to be really pretentious and annoying for a second
November 21, 2024 at 2:48 PM
is this a safe space to be really pretentious and annoying for a second
this is why I moved off Substack for my newsletter and another in the long long list of reasons why you shouldn’t let any platform own your livelihood or reputation or creativity
November 21, 2024 at 1:24 AM
this is why I moved off Substack for my newsletter and another in the long long list of reasons why you shouldn’t let any platform own your livelihood or reputation or creativity
seeing this in real life would definitely make me cry
Winnie the Pooh knows this oak
In between the village of Hartfield & Christopher Robin Milne’s childhood home
They would walk past it on their way to the Hundred Acre Wood (the Ashdown Forest), Pooh Sticks Bridge & the other places in the books
Yes, they all actually exist
In between the village of Hartfield & Christopher Robin Milne’s childhood home
They would walk past it on their way to the Hundred Acre Wood (the Ashdown Forest), Pooh Sticks Bridge & the other places in the books
Yes, they all actually exist
November 21, 2024 at 1:03 AM
seeing this in real life would definitely make me cry
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Leaf blowers are my enemy. Loud, ecologically disastrous, wasteful, sanitizing monsters. We already have a leaf blower, and it’s the wind. And she is beautiful. You want to mimic the wind? You want to tell her how to do her job?? You prick.
November 19, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Leaf blowers are my enemy. Loud, ecologically disastrous, wasteful, sanitizing monsters. We already have a leaf blower, and it’s the wind. And she is beautiful. You want to mimic the wind? You want to tell her how to do her job?? You prick.
I, a mere mortal, cannot resist the siren song of another micro blogging platform I guess
November 14, 2024 at 10:41 PM
I, a mere mortal, cannot resist the siren song of another micro blogging platform I guess
brought my cat to the vet with a messed up tooth and it turns out she injured it by playing too hard 🥹
March 25, 2024 at 8:56 PM
brought my cat to the vet with a messed up tooth and it turns out she injured it by playing too hard 🥹
papers i would write were i still in academia (an ongoing list):
— comfort in the home (1500-1950)
— the original heresies
— medieval monsters & the wilderness
— comfort in the home (1500-1950)
— the original heresies
— medieval monsters & the wilderness
March 25, 2024 at 8:50 PM
papers i would write were i still in academia (an ongoing list):
— comfort in the home (1500-1950)
— the original heresies
— medieval monsters & the wilderness
— comfort in the home (1500-1950)
— the original heresies
— medieval monsters & the wilderness