Alice Lastname
@ameliabedeliacore.bsky.social
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I’m gonna be so mad if I have to break up with Mario because he cannot make or keep plans to save his life
August 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I’m gonna be so mad if I have to break up with Mario because he cannot make or keep plans to save his life
Honestly pretty annoyed about this part-time job offer. It’s $28/hr for like 36ish hours a week so I’ll be making a little more than unemployment but have a lot less free time. It’s a shitty deal but I have to pretend to be excited because it’s technically a positive development.
August 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Honestly pretty annoyed about this part-time job offer. It’s $28/hr for like 36ish hours a week so I’ll be making a little more than unemployment but have a lot less free time. It’s a shitty deal but I have to pretend to be excited because it’s technically a positive development.
Scored an interview for a six-figure job please don’t fuck this up
July 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Scored an interview for a six-figure job please don’t fuck this up
Bf has said some potentially deal-breaking shit lately and I’m really sad about it. Talks a huge game about all the shit he’s done to defend marginalized people and then just won’t get their pronouns right? what the fuck man
June 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Bf has said some potentially deal-breaking shit lately and I’m really sad about it. Talks a huge game about all the shit he’s done to defend marginalized people and then just won’t get their pronouns right? what the fuck man
Free business idea for therapists/counselors: Design and facilitate a relationship workshop for couples who have just decided to be exclusive/official. Help start a dialog about what everyone is hoping to get out of the relationship, establish some good rituals, address concerns/worries, etc.
June 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Free business idea for therapists/counselors: Design and facilitate a relationship workshop for couples who have just decided to be exclusive/official. Help start a dialog about what everyone is hoping to get out of the relationship, establish some good rituals, address concerns/worries, etc.
Racist Islamaphobic piece of shit alert
June 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Racist Islamaphobic piece of shit alert
Racist shithead alert
June 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Racist shithead alert
Racist asshole alert
June 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Racist asshole alert
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anyone who got on social media after 2014 or so is under the mistaken impression that the primary goal of social media is for it to Accomplish Something while those of us who have been on since the start know the true purpose of social media is to give us a place to Post so we don't go (more) insane
June 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
anyone who got on social media after 2014 or so is under the mistaken impression that the primary goal of social media is for it to Accomplish Something while those of us who have been on since the start know the true purpose of social media is to give us a place to Post so we don't go (more) insane
My job interview went really well yesterday and they want to interview me in person next week … at 8:15 in the morning because one of the managers is in London.
June 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
My job interview went really well yesterday and they want to interview me in person next week … at 8:15 in the morning because one of the managers is in London.
The guy I’m talking to texted me yesterday that ICE was in the area and (relatedly, I think) he was gonna drive the guys home who normally take the bus, and I haven’t heard from him in 22 hours. He’s probably fine but it is making me nervous.
June 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The guy I’m talking to texted me yesterday that ICE was in the area and (relatedly, I think) he was gonna drive the guys home who normally take the bus, and I haven’t heard from him in 22 hours. He’s probably fine but it is making me nervous.
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incredible new Joyce post
June 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
incredible new Joyce post
So last night this guy finished work at like 10 pm and wanted to hang out, then a few minutes later called to say he changed his mind because it was so late and we could get together earlier tomorrow (which is now today) and I didn’t even hear from this motherfucker all day
June 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
So last night this guy finished work at like 10 pm and wanted to hang out, then a few minutes later called to say he changed his mind because it was so late and we could get together earlier tomorrow (which is now today) and I didn’t even hear from this motherfucker all day
I hate being alive right now. It feels like torture.
June 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I hate being alive right now. It feels like torture.
Not to be a bitch but I need people to stop sending me job postings. It’s not necessary. I have access to all the same public job boards you do!
June 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Not to be a bitch but I need people to stop sending me job postings. It’s not necessary. I have access to all the same public job boards you do!
Honestly a little annoyed that I got a new dog because now I can’t kill myself
May 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Honestly a little annoyed that I got a new dog because now I can’t kill myself
I find myself feeling increasingly jealous when friends or acquaintances post baby announcements or kiddo updates and I can’t figure out who to be mad at. Myself? George? Blake? The economy? God? Still working that out I guess.
May 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I find myself feeling increasingly jealous when friends or acquaintances post baby announcements or kiddo updates and I can’t figure out who to be mad at. Myself? George? Blake? The economy? God? Still working that out I guess.
Every few months my entire staff of talented, professional writers forgets how to type a fucking a em dash and it drives me insane. APPLE + SHIFT + HYPHEN, PEOPLE!! Or ALT + 0151.
May 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Every few months my entire staff of talented, professional writers forgets how to type a fucking a em dash and it drives me insane. APPLE + SHIFT + HYPHEN, PEOPLE!! Or ALT + 0151.
Why are men so determined to waste my fucking time
May 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Why are men so determined to waste my fucking time
Ngl I’m getting pretty tired of being 37 and single
April 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Ngl I’m getting pretty tired of being 37 and single
Another run-in with this hot guy who brings his frenchie to the park. I hope he didn’t pick up on the fact that I’m in love with him.
April 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Another run-in with this hot guy who brings his frenchie to the park. I hope he didn’t pick up on the fact that I’m in love with him.
Sorry but I absolutely thought this was Bolsonaro at first glance
Much respect to Iowa State QB Rocco Becht. 🫡
April 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Sorry but I absolutely thought this was Bolsonaro at first glance
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I am watching the movie Heat and I wanted to check if the actress is a young Angelina Jolie so I went to google and-
April 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I am watching the movie Heat and I wanted to check if the actress is a young Angelina Jolie so I went to google and-
Idk, as soon as I realized that trans people were being denied rights? Not sure when that was. I got a little more militant about it when my littlest brother came out.
cis folks, i'm curious for you to share answers, if you want:
what made you start caring about trans rights? who'd you know/what happened? tell me the story.
what made you start caring about trans rights? who'd you know/what happened? tell me the story.
April 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Idk, as soon as I realized that trans people were being denied rights? Not sure when that was. I got a little more militant about it when my littlest brother came out.