Ambergris Tones
@ambergristones.bsky.social
I wallow in the shallows of my midlife crisis
Christmas has us tuckered out
December 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Christmas has us tuckered out
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The reality of Power Rangers implies the existence of Power Bards
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 AM
The reality of Power Rangers implies the existence of Power Bards
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Manifestation is just religion without the part where you try being a better person
October 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Manifestation is just religion without the part where you try being a better person
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give greta thunberg a gundam
October 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
give greta thunberg a gundam
Explain your user name:
A now-dead project involving the exploration of the quotidian and sublime, like getting treasure out of whale puke
A now-dead project involving the exploration of the quotidian and sublime, like getting treasure out of whale puke
Explain your user name:
My father's last name is Busiek, and so the whole family just kinda used it too, and he and my mom named me Kurt, so that differentiated me from the seven other Busieks in the house.
And it stuck.
My father's last name is Busiek, and so the whole family just kinda used it too, and he and my mom named me Kurt, so that differentiated me from the seven other Busieks in the house.
And it stuck.
Explain your user name:
Tea is my first (nick) name, I like Teaberry Gum and Berry-Blue Jell-o, and I have been using this as a handle since college, that’s really all there is to it.
Tea is my first (nick) name, I like Teaberry Gum and Berry-Blue Jell-o, and I have been using this as a handle since college, that’s really all there is to it.
October 7, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Explain your user name:
A now-dead project involving the exploration of the quotidian and sublime, like getting treasure out of whale puke
A now-dead project involving the exploration of the quotidian and sublime, like getting treasure out of whale puke
What is your favorite Harvey Keitel movie and why is it Sister Act?
October 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
What is your favorite Harvey Keitel movie and why is it Sister Act?
Post me from a different era? Behold the might of 1998
October 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Post me from a different era? Behold the might of 1998
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It's my birthday! As a gift, can I ask you to share my art?🙏
I love drawing vibrant fantasy illustrations, especially in the field of TTRPGs. And speaking of TTRPGs, check out the post below for more fantasy goodness ⬇️✨
I love drawing vibrant fantasy illustrations, especially in the field of TTRPGs. And speaking of TTRPGs, check out the post below for more fantasy goodness ⬇️✨
September 29, 2025 at 9:08 AM
It's my birthday! As a gift, can I ask you to share my art?🙏
I love drawing vibrant fantasy illustrations, especially in the field of TTRPGs. And speaking of TTRPGs, check out the post below for more fantasy goodness ⬇️✨
I love drawing vibrant fantasy illustrations, especially in the field of TTRPGs. And speaking of TTRPGs, check out the post below for more fantasy goodness ⬇️✨
Tragedy, from the Greek Τραγουδω (to sing) from Τραγος (Goat) and ωδε (Song)
You cannot make this up
You cannot make this up
September 23, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Tragedy, from the Greek Τραγουδω (to sing) from Τραγος (Goat) and ωδε (Song)
You cannot make this up
You cannot make this up
On the off-chance the rapture does happen tomorrow, super excited for all the people shocked to be left behind. With us.
September 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
On the off-chance the rapture does happen tomorrow, super excited for all the people shocked to be left behind. With us.
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Why are they so afraid of autism. Is it the swag. Is it the autism swag
September 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Why are they so afraid of autism. Is it the swag. Is it the autism swag
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Donate to my campaign to make Laura Loomer’s day worse: secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-bluesky
September 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Donate to my campaign to make Laura Loomer’s day worse: secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-bluesky
Unless and until Ned Fullmer bottoms for The Rock, I have no interest in his podcast
September 17, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Unless and until Ned Fullmer bottoms for The Rock, I have no interest in his podcast
Used spicy mayo on a grilled cheese sandwich. I am now an innovator and expect the VC money to come rolling in
September 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Used spicy mayo on a grilled cheese sandwich. I am now an innovator and expect the VC money to come rolling in
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky
September 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky
It took me about 2 years into my time there
If a single semester at Utah State could turn a kid from a conservative background into a wild eyed leftist, pretty sure we’d see armies of revolutionaries graduating after four full years at universities across the nation.
Too late… they’ve been handed their new talking points
September 13, 2025 at 8:44 AM
It took me about 2 years into my time there
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Was disappointed to learn that a local business named "S&M Pilates" isn't what I'd assumed, thus leaving a lucrative new business model untapped (and untopped).
August 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Was disappointed to learn that a local business named "S&M Pilates" isn't what I'd assumed, thus leaving a lucrative new business model untapped (and untopped).
Age verification?
My first time on the internet was on DOS
My first time on the internet was on DOS
Age verification?
I was watching FAMILY MATTERS *before* Urkel was added.
I was watching FAMILY MATTERS *before* Urkel was added.
Age verification? I put Knight Rider stickers all over my Fisher Price Parking Garage playset.
September 10, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Age verification?
My first time on the internet was on DOS
My first time on the internet was on DOS
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The Defenestration of Prague is just made-up rubbish. How do you get an entire city through a window?
September 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The Defenestration of Prague is just made-up rubbish. How do you get an entire city through a window?
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
September 2, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
🤞
August 31, 2025 at 4:39 AM
🤞
This callipygian tree next door did not need to go this hard.
August 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This callipygian tree next door did not need to go this hard.
There is an entire generation that will forever remember
Scruff McGruff
Chicago, IL 60652
Scruff McGruff
Chicago, IL 60652
August 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
There is an entire generation that will forever remember
Scruff McGruff
Chicago, IL 60652
Scruff McGruff
Chicago, IL 60652