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just your friendly neighbourhood spaderman

🕸️ in my boston legal era
🕸️ team mycena
🕸️ chaotic good
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proudlycanadian.bsky.social
Name an actor or actress whose movies you'll watch because they are in them 🎬

James Spader
August 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Captain Kirk, but from Boston Legal, in a nice suit, looking a bit constipated. Closed caption reads, "We need to go to the woods and touch ourselves."
April 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
amazingspaderman.bsky.social
This was the best season of Star Trek
William Shatner and Jeri Ryan on an episode of Boston Legal.
March 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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simulflow.bsky.social
You've been murdered, who do you want on the case?
February 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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closestghost.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
January 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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jeanam.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
February 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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jeanam.bsky.social
I’m rewatching Boston Legal & they’re litigating political bias in the media. It’s so relevant even though it’s almost 20 years old. Also I want to come back in my next life as Alan Shore. #bostonlegal
February 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
amazingspaderman.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
James Spader as Alan Shore in his office saying “the doctor recommended I take a few days off”.
January 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
amazingspaderman.bsky.social

though, so far it’s been more "day" than "hump" 😒

#tvsky
Alan is dressed in a suit and is standing at Denny’s bedside trying to coax Denny out of bed by reminding him "It’s hump day, your favourite day".
January 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
amazingspaderman.bsky.social
nope
Two panels, first one: screen grab of The Guardian Opinions with the headline "Is Andrew Tate going to reinvent himself as a politician and ‘save Britan [sic]’? over top a picture of lil tater tot pointing a finger and clearly shouting "save britan!". Second panel underneath, James Spader’s dead pan stare with the caption "bruv".
January 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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closestghost.bsky.social
Obligatory Bad Day James Spader Remedy Post
January 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
amazingspaderman.bsky.social

mondays, amirite

#bostonlegal #rewatch #tvsky
Alan and bestie having balcony time. Alan is in a dark suit and tie and he’s grimacing, eyes closed, like he’s in pain. "It’s the worst sort of banality", he complains. In the case he was referring to marriage, but I think it applies to Mondays too.
January 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
amazingspaderman.bsky.social

it’s sunday night, how are you getting ready for the week?

#bostonlegal #rewatch #tvsky
We’re on Denny’s balcony and Alan is enjoying a scotch and cigar with bestie. Denny has been doom and gloom because of political correctness and all that the joy has robbed him of since he’s started being called on his shit and goes "what!?" to the Look on Alan’s face after a particularly rude comment about little people, to which Alan responds: "just listening to the idle ramblings of the tolerant man". Listen, the more things change.
January 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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quicklycrocodile.bsky.social
boston legal could air again today and we wouldn’t even notice it was written 20 years ago
denny crane smokes a cigar through a hole cut in a surgical mask because, "wildfire smoke".
January 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
amazingspaderman.bsky.social

stranger than fiction

#bostonlegal #rewatch #tvsky
We’re on a deck and Alan is chilling in a muskoka chair and it’s giving vacation vibes. He’s wearing a black hat and sunglasses and says: All reality. None of it scripted. This is in reference to whatever incredibly ignorant thing his bestie Denny (out of frame) has just espoused in front of complete strangers. Denny really is your old, racist uncle. Or you know, your president I guess.
January 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
amazingspaderman.bsky.social
around here

#bostonlegal #jamesspader #alanshore #spaderman #rewatch #tvsky #tv #television #funny #shows
Alan Shore is enjoying a relaxing spa session with bestie Denny (out of frame), and is in a lounger on a sunny, leafy patio with a mud mask on his face. Because he can’t help it, he is trying to make the homophobic manicurist (also out of frame) uncomfortable by implying that he and Denny are more than just friends, which really they are, just you know, not that way. Caption reads: We like to dress up.
January 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
amazingspaderman.bsky.social
good morning to all the melancholic stingers out there 🌇

#bostonlegal #jamesspader #alanshore #spaderman #rewatch
Alan Shore, looking dapper in a black pin stripe suit paired nicely with a black and white tie featuring a flower motif with the caption reading: (melancholic stinger playing). He stares into the distance no doubt wondering what a melancholic stinger is and why it is playing in his office.
January 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
amazingspaderman.bsky.social
same as it ever was

#bostonlegal #jamesspader #alanshore #spaderman
Two images, both with James Spader as Alan Shore on Boston Legal, making an impassioned speech to the judge, warning us all that we are at the mercy of big corporations’ willingness to act ethically when handling our private information, since they sure aren’t legally obligated to be decent. Caption reads: Please think about the dying gasps of our precious right to privacy and what our lives might be like if it actually passes away. 1/2 Two images, both with James Spader as Alan Shore on Boston Legal, making an impassioned speech to the judge, warning us all that we are at the mercy of big corporations’ willingness to act ethically when handling our private information, since they sure aren’t legally obligated to be decent. Caption reads: Please think about the dying gasps of our precious right to privacy and what our lives might be like if it actually passes away. 2/2
January 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
amazingspaderman.bsky.social
*blushes*
James Spader in Mannequin, coyly puffing on a lil cigarello.
January 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
amazingspaderman.bsky.social
a love story for the ages

#bostonlegal #bromance #spaderman
Scene from Boston Legal (which despite being 20 years old, is still remarkably relevant to our current end times — remarkable in just how little progress we’ve made on some of these issues). Alan stands behind his bestie Denny Crane and fixes Denny’s tie for him. It’s pretty intimate, not gonna lie, and the caption has Alan saying: I understood you the first Freudian slip.
January 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
amazingspaderman.bsky.social
this account is just for haha’s and the love of our man james, jump in the water’s fine 🤿

#bostonlegal #jamesspader #alanshore #spaderman
James Spader as Alan Shore on Boston Legal, seated at a conference table. Captioning reads: And then let’s go beat our archrivals, whoever they are. Alan is wearing a dark suit with a dark blue patterned tie, his hands are relaxed, palms down on the table. His facial expression reads: mouse that got the cheese. There are other businessy looking men in frame but out of focus, because they are not what’s important here, Alan is.
January 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM