Lorenzo
@amazinglorenzo.bsky.social
songwriter, actor, bartender, ACAB. mainly sports skeets. Fiorentina, Liverpool, Padres 🇮🇹🍁🦅
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Lorenzo
@amazinglorenzo.bsky.social
· Feb 18
JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia
stuff that makes me say “Go Birds”
measured some cups of pecans this morning 😔
anyways it is me, the annoying hipsters. please stop writing recipes where you measure an irregular solid in “cups” instead of weight
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
measured some cups of pecans this morning 😔
really smart of me to write the perfect American holiday record you know. cuz I love uh the pilgrims I hope they made it to Mecca
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
really smart of me to write the perfect American holiday record you know. cuz I love uh the pilgrims I hope they made it to Mecca
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People who say "I don't like turkey, it's too dry"
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
People who say "I don't like turkey, it's too dry"
really weird that I don’t have anything to say on Cease considering he put up good numbers, went to the playoffs twice, and pitched a no hitter all for the Pads. I guess good luck you weird dude? hope no one catches onto your hair gel? lol
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
really weird that I don’t have anything to say on Cease considering he put up good numbers, went to the playoffs twice, and pitched a no hitter all for the Pads. I guess good luck you weird dude? hope no one catches onto your hair gel? lol
alright I’ve been thinking about it y’all and I think we should
really do something
about everything
really do something
about everything
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
alright I’ve been thinking about it y’all and I think we should
really do something
about everything
really do something
about everything
why use 5 words when 50 will do
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
why use 5 words when 50 will do
man I know I should really be posting more about the album on TikTok but like
TikTok
I just find it
gross
TikTok
I just find it
gross
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
man I know I should really be posting more about the album on TikTok but like
TikTok
I just find it
gross
TikTok
I just find it
gross
i’m doing my first shift at the new location tomorrow for fans of gossip
yesterday was very busy but surprisingly chill in terms of unhinged holiday guests at the bakery / cafe / restaurant where I am employed. will report back if we get some fun ones today
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
i’m doing my first shift at the new location tomorrow for fans of gossip
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Alarming yet unresolved: Connecticut
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Alarming yet unresolved: Connecticut
yesterday was very busy but surprisingly chill in terms of unhinged holiday guests at the bakery / cafe / restaurant where I am employed. will report back if we get some fun ones today
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
yesterday was very busy but surprisingly chill in terms of unhinged holiday guests at the bakery / cafe / restaurant where I am employed. will report back if we get some fun ones today
I love this man too and everyone should speak to him (one at a time)
Lemme tell you bout my friend @amazinglorenzo.bsky.social . The man is a poet and he speaks to me. I love him.
November 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I love this man too and everyone should speak to him (one at a time)
omg Rolly what a hit son what a hit
November 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
omg Rolly what a hit son what a hit
I’m sure Fiorentina will cheer me up
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I’m sure Fiorentina will cheer me up
not great to get tactical masterclassed by Dyche
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
not great to get tactical masterclassed by Dyche
we look like we are so in our own fucking heads right now, overthinking everything
November 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
we look like we are so in our own fucking heads right now, overthinking everything
literally the definition of funny business
no funny business today lads, do the thing
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
literally the definition of funny business
absolutely awful all around for that goal, way to come out for the second half
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
absolutely awful all around for that goal, way to come out for the second half
not even fussed about the goal, we get screwed on this type of VAR stuff routinely, but in general that was a woefully officiated half
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
not even fussed about the goal, we get screwed on this type of VAR stuff routinely, but in general that was a woefully officiated half
no funny business today lads, do the thing
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
no funny business today lads, do the thing
fuck yes. one week release anniversary omgggg
in other dubs, radical is a banger and is in constant rotation around here.
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
fuck yes. one week release anniversary omgggg
not really how I envisioned Zohran calling Trump fash in the Oval Office but I guess a dub is a dub?
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
not really how I envisioned Zohran calling Trump fash in the Oval Office but I guess a dub is a dub?
“the Youth of Today and the early 7 Seconds //
taught me some of life’s most valuable lessons”
this is my tangential Hold Steady posting for the day, ty Neb
taught me some of life’s most valuable lessons”
this is my tangential Hold Steady posting for the day, ty Neb
The youth of today are like Klout dot com, don’t they have an app for that.
November 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
“the Youth of Today and the early 7 Seconds //
taught me some of life’s most valuable lessons”
this is my tangential Hold Steady posting for the day, ty Neb
taught me some of life’s most valuable lessons”
this is my tangential Hold Steady posting for the day, ty Neb
let’s get Neb some Big Aussie Klout, who’s with me
Bro I’d do it for free but ever since Klout dot com stopped being a thing, I really did let my klout go.
November 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
let’s get Neb some Big Aussie Klout, who’s with me
when the edible hits on the plane
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
when the edible hits on the plane
always troubling that the feds infiltrate our networks, but it’s also not “news”
this feels to me like something fed to media because our organizing is succeeding (at least in spooking them) ie this will help sow internal division / help them control narrative
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
this feels to me like something fed to media because our organizing is succeeding (at least in spooking them) ie this will help sow internal division / help them control narrative
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
The FBI spied on a Signal group chat of immigration activists, records reveal
Exclusive: Agency accessed private conversations of New York ‘courtwatch’ group that was observing public hearings
www.theguardian.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
always troubling that the feds infiltrate our networks, but it’s also not “news”
this feels to me like something fed to media because our organizing is succeeding (at least in spooking them) ie this will help sow internal division / help them control narrative
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
this feels to me like something fed to media because our organizing is succeeding (at least in spooking them) ie this will help sow internal division / help them control narrative
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...