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I’m not hating on you if you like it, I just don’t get it but also still don’t wish I did. I’m on there and my only impression is sensory overload

have fun y’all seriously it just gives me the ick

lolol yes I have 🤌🏻 studied 🤌🏻 the Simpsons nah it’s my ability to retain bits memes and other gags

I don’t love nero d’avola but how was it lol

anyways it is me, the annoying hipsters. please stop writing recipes where you measure an irregular solid in “cups” instead of weight

best part of my day fr fr was right before close this sweet old lady called asking for help with a stuffing recipe using our bread and I had literally nothing else to do until I could break the place down so I helped her convert our loaf into “cups”

fyi annoying hipsters who want to support local businesses: please tip the goddamn staff we are literally your neighbors

we’re one of those spots where every tip is evenly distributed between front and back of house so I do judge the people who spend over $50 on like, a pie and one other thing and then don’t tip. just sayin

there was one person who came in yesterday, asked for 12 (!) of our sandwich long boys ($8 each, huge, normally this would be a special order) to make gameday gobblers… we would be unable to fulfill most days, but we were already sold out lol. they were sad but I was kinda like “your plan was bad”

draw against Juve is ok, no wins in 12 though, woof

play ok, concede a stupid goal from range in the last minute of first half stoppage. sick

esp hosting a team on its third manager of the season in November, you’d like your lads to seem to have a consistent clearer idea of how to play