amateur dentist
@amateurdentist.bsky.social
grown goth, medievalist & psychiatric social worker (in that order)
there hasn’t been a single year that my Spotified Wrapped hasn’t absolutely skewered my ass
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
there hasn’t been a single year that my Spotified Wrapped hasn’t absolutely skewered my ass
I can’t imagine a more tentacle filled apartment
November 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I can’t imagine a more tentacle filled apartment
NYC people who is the other carpet guy (not carpet Kevin) and what are his motives (am I complicit in his kink if I throw an anvil on him)
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
NYC people who is the other carpet guy (not carpet Kevin) and what are his motives (am I complicit in his kink if I throw an anvil on him)
fuck yes Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
fuck yes Thanksgiving
pov you let me drink two (2) alcoholic beverages at your wedding
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
pov you let me drink two (2) alcoholic beverages at your wedding
looking like a fancy dog (non pejorative)
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
looking like a fancy dog (non pejorative)
I just want to watch someone eat the entirety of this abomination
November 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I just want to watch someone eat the entirety of this abomination
I’m not paying for my bras until I have a pic of the delivery guy holding them up
November 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I’m not paying for my bras until I have a pic of the delivery guy holding them up
never let my enemies know that one bite of lettuce or kernel of corn is my biggest weakness. or post it online as a challenge. cone at me.
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
never let my enemies know that one bite of lettuce or kernel of corn is my biggest weakness. or post it online as a challenge. cone at me.
25th anniversary of the cancellation of Strangers With Candy
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
25th anniversary of the cancellation of Strangers With Candy
the James Garfield mini series absolutely slaps
November 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
the James Garfield mini series absolutely slaps
jewish psychiatric social workers for mamdani work is going to be oppressive tomorrow but internally I am so fucking happy
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
jewish psychiatric social workers for mamdani work is going to be oppressive tomorrow but internally I am so fucking happy
oops got too tipsy at the rehearsal dinner and fell into a candelabra
November 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
oops got too tipsy at the rehearsal dinner and fell into a candelabra
This is so dark but I have tried to hold out hope that the couple getting married in LA this weekend break up with enough notice that I can go to ink and dagger in Philly.
October 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
This is so dark but I have tried to hold out hope that the couple getting married in LA this weekend break up with enough notice that I can go to ink and dagger in Philly.
I consider the year I spent at skidmore college trapped in a double with a roommate who only owned, and repeatedly played YELLOW SUBMARINE and the THAT THING YOU DO soundtrack nonstop, situationally induced psychosis
October 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I consider the year I spent at skidmore college trapped in a double with a roommate who only owned, and repeatedly played YELLOW SUBMARINE and the THAT THING YOU DO soundtrack nonstop, situationally induced psychosis
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You know a lot of people are telling me, Mr. President the ribbon around your neck is the most beautiful I’ve ever seen but we never see you without it. They’re saying we need to know, we deserve to know what you look like without it. It’s true. But I’m not gonna take it off. Maybe I’ll take it off
October 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
You know a lot of people are telling me, Mr. President the ribbon around your neck is the most beautiful I’ve ever seen but we never see you without it. They’re saying we need to know, we deserve to know what you look like without it. It’s true. But I’m not gonna take it off. Maybe I’ll take it off
I only need to keep dissociating for 3.25 more years and I want to thank the hard working people at love is blind who continue to pump out this shit for helping me continue in that endeavor
follow up: what the fuck is going on with Denver
follow up: what the fuck is going on with Denver
October 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I only need to keep dissociating for 3.25 more years and I want to thank the hard working people at love is blind who continue to pump out this shit for helping me continue in that endeavor
follow up: what the fuck is going on with Denver
follow up: what the fuck is going on with Denver
ink & dagger playing Philly on Halloween (the most me coded shit ever) but I have a wedding that day in LA.
I have never wished for a relationship to fall apart before but guess there’s a first for everything
I have never wished for a relationship to fall apart before but guess there’s a first for everything
October 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
ink & dagger playing Philly on Halloween (the most me coded shit ever) but I have a wedding that day in LA.
I have never wished for a relationship to fall apart before but guess there’s a first for everything
I have never wished for a relationship to fall apart before but guess there’s a first for everything
nobody ever brings up that Jesus was a Capricorn
October 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
nobody ever brings up that Jesus was a Capricorn
it only took one night at the screamo fest to give me a sliver of hope of coalition building and community
it was immediately ripped away shortly thereafter by a guy who insisted on showing me his sketchbook at gwarbar for the next hour
it was immediately ripped away shortly thereafter by a guy who insisted on showing me his sketchbook at gwarbar for the next hour
September 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
it only took one night at the screamo fest to give me a sliver of hope of coalition building and community
it was immediately ripped away shortly thereafter by a guy who insisted on showing me his sketchbook at gwarbar for the next hour
it was immediately ripped away shortly thereafter by a guy who insisted on showing me his sketchbook at gwarbar for the next hour
both my spouse and my best friend saw me eying a blue curaçao scorpion bowl drink for 6 people served out of a watermelon and said MICHELLE ABSOLUTELY NOT and I demand a new best friend and spouse
September 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
both my spouse and my best friend saw me eying a blue curaçao scorpion bowl drink for 6 people served out of a watermelon and said MICHELLE ABSOLUTELY NOT and I demand a new best friend and spouse
wonder how this guy’s day is going
September 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
wonder how this guy’s day is going
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A lot of lone nuts with no coherent political philosophy seem to be very closely related to one specific political philosophy
September 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
A lot of lone nuts with no coherent political philosophy seem to be very closely related to one specific political philosophy
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We need fugazi now more than ever
Oh are young men lonely? Are they having a tough time?? Instead of incelism have they considered getting into DC hardcore???
September 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
We need fugazi now more than ever