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kattsdogma.bsky.social
[a horse walks into a bar]

bartender: what can i get you

horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water

bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink

horse: what
December 22, 2024 at 3:28 PM
amadeusbach.bsky.social
Man lines up snooker shot, gets stuck in a face. #art
November 29, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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bethanyblack.bsky.social
The same joke done with the pictures from that pulp fiction scene
November 29, 2024 at 8:41 AM
amadeusbach.bsky.social
Nurse from Silent Hill 2 #art #silenthill
November 26, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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Quina from FF9 #art #finalfantasy
November 24, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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csmfht.bsky.social
November 22, 2024 at 12:58 PM
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csmfht.bsky.social
November 22, 2024 at 12:58 PM
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A thing I made. #art
November 21, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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bedupolker.bsky.social
Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.
Illustrated image divided into four panels, each showing a head of a bat with a text label. Top left: little guy, a regular looking back with a dark face and light colored fur, top right: little guy deluxe, a bat with a mask and large ears alongside a bat with a leaf shaped nose, bottom left: what is even going on here, a visored bat with a large forehead next to a bat with a large, wrinkly nose, bottom right: o hi doggie, a fruit bat with its tongue sticking out.
November 21, 2024 at 2:23 PM
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lastpositivist.bsky.social
A British pensioner whose bland sandwiches gained him unexpected fame in China has died. Keith Brown, a retired engineer known on Chinese social media as "Old Dry Keith", became a hit when his Chinese wife Zhang Jian began to post videos of him assembling the ham and cheese sandwiches he liked to eat. Chinese observers were grimly fascinated by his dry, boring sandwiches, and his gentle, stoic manner - and he built up a cult following. "We go from questioning the dry old man, to understanding the dry old man, to becoming the dry old man," observed one cultural commentator. "The old man is us, and his dry lunch is our dry life."
November 18, 2024 at 5:33 AM