lyss, esq.
@am-yers.bsky.social
Public defendering near you. All bad jokes, no legal advice. Now let's pretend you never saw me here... JMU/NUSL
📍Hampton Roads, VA
📍Hampton Roads, VA
Show dominance by emailing opposing counsel after midnight
February 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Show dominance by emailing opposing counsel after midnight
I'm neither witty nor intelligent enough to come up with posts for two separate apps so is cross posting frowned upon here or...? 😂
January 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I'm neither witty nor intelligent enough to come up with posts for two separate apps so is cross posting frowned upon here or...? 😂
But half the fun is reading the unhinged maga replies on my tweets 😩
January 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
But half the fun is reading the unhinged maga replies on my tweets 😩
Do [omitted] go gentle into that good night (tyranny)
--America, 2024
--America, 2024
December 2, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Do [omitted] go gentle into that good night (tyranny)
--America, 2024
--America, 2024
At least 12 people have asked if I still enjoy being an attorney this holiday break
a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2024 at 4:35 PM
At least 12 people have asked if I still enjoy being an attorney this holiday break
Icarus only it's some yelly blockhead from Florida who pays teenagers for unmentionables
November 21, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Icarus only it's some yelly blockhead from Florida who pays teenagers for unmentionables
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actual malice implies the existence of pretend malice
November 21, 2024 at 2:52 AM
actual malice implies the existence of pretend malice
Happy Friday Eve! We're so close 🎉
November 21, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Happy Friday Eve! We're so close 🎉
Our jail was cyber attacked...? And their whole computer system is down... So to visit our clients, we have to walk through every floor and search for them......lmfao
November 20, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Our jail was cyber attacked...? And their whole computer system is down... So to visit our clients, we have to walk through every floor and search for them......lmfao
And they say global warming isn't real
November 19, 2024 at 2:35 PM
And they say global warming isn't real
Stop adding celery. Nothing was ever made better by adding celery.
November 18, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Stop adding celery. Nothing was ever made better by adding celery.
They moved video arraignments out of my courtroom this morning 🙏
a man wearing a celtics jersey is asking if he can get a hell yeah
ALT: a man wearing a celtics jersey is asking if he can get a hell yeah
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2024 at 2:27 PM
They moved video arraignments out of my courtroom this morning 🙏
Sometimes when people ask if my Skyrim tattoo is Hebrew or Arabic, I say yes and make something up
November 18, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Sometimes when people ask if my Skyrim tattoo is Hebrew or Arabic, I say yes and make something up
He's holding that empty fry thing like it's a Grammy
They look for all the world like 4 year olds on their first outing to McDonald's
November 18, 2024 at 4:17 AM
He's holding that empty fry thing like it's a Grammy
What ever happened to that law student who went on Fox News lol
November 18, 2024 at 4:13 AM
What ever happened to that law student who went on Fox News lol
Not sure I've ever dreaded the incoming hometown Thanksgiving convos as much as this year
November 17, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Not sure I've ever dreaded the incoming hometown Thanksgiving convos as much as this year
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it must be fucking exhausting to be an immigrant — taking some American's job and working all day, and then shoplifting exactly $949.99 worth of goods, and then coming home and eating someone's pets for dinner. how do they even have time to go to the MS-13 meetings
November 17, 2024 at 4:10 PM
it must be fucking exhausting to be an immigrant — taking some American's job and working all day, and then shoplifting exactly $949.99 worth of goods, and then coming home and eating someone's pets for dinner. how do they even have time to go to the MS-13 meetings
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Sums up the current state of the US politics
November 15, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Sums up the current state of the US politics
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Omg—24 vote lead… out of 5.5 MILLION votes!
November 16, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Omg—24 vote lead… out of 5.5 MILLION votes!
Happy Friday, new platform 💕
November 15, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Happy Friday, new platform 💕
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Personally I think satire is an important form of deprogramming! Mocking and marginalizing conspiracies often works better than debunking or debating them.
I'm relieved about downfall of this ghoul and the fact that this is *with* the Sandy Hook families is a good sign, but I was hoping this would become a kind of deprogramming site? I wanted to see some harm undone. I'm not sure you get there with satire.
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
November 14, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Personally I think satire is an important form of deprogramming! Mocking and marginalizing conspiracies often works better than debunking or debating them.
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The frequency with which judges whine that the bar and the academy are falling down in some sort of purported duty to publicly defend them is really just something.
November 15, 2024 at 2:24 PM
The frequency with which judges whine that the bar and the academy are falling down in some sort of purported duty to publicly defend them is really just something.
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One of the changes I’m really trying to make (and I’m breaking yeeeears of habit here) is:
1) don’t post mad
2) don’t engage with people who are posting mad
1) don’t post mad
2) don’t engage with people who are posting mad
November 15, 2024 at 2:46 AM
One of the changes I’m really trying to make (and I’m breaking yeeeears of habit here) is:
1) don’t post mad
2) don’t engage with people who are posting mad
1) don’t post mad
2) don’t engage with people who are posting mad
I knew there must've been a gun in the car's middle compartment cuz he was smoking a cig, and it sorta looked like a blunt as he passed me going 67 MPH. Which was also RAS since that's 3 miles under. Who does that at 1pm with no traffic? And, and--he was two exits away from a high-crime neighborhood
Cops writing their reports will be like “due to my training and experience I am literally racist”
November 15, 2024 at 8:07 PM
I knew there must've been a gun in the car's middle compartment cuz he was smoking a cig, and it sorta looked like a blunt as he passed me going 67 MPH. Which was also RAS since that's 3 miles under. Who does that at 1pm with no traffic? And, and--he was two exits away from a high-crime neighborhood
And waiting for a verdict
Time never moves slower than the 2 hours between 3pm and 5pm on a Friday afternoon
November 15, 2024 at 7:56 PM
And waiting for a verdict