Alyssa
@alyssaknielsen.bsky.social
Lawyer
Utah
Swiftie
BYU forever
Reality tv obsessed
Utah
Swiftie
BYU forever
Reality tv obsessed
Not my fantasy sports app notifying me of Taylor Swift’s engagement 😂😂 I love it
August 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Not my fantasy sports app notifying me of Taylor Swift’s engagement 😂😂 I love it
One year anniversary of moving into my house. Proud of myself for making it a home.
July 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
One year anniversary of moving into my house. Proud of myself for making it a home.
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“You exploited the murder of a lifetime public servant and her husband to post some sick burns about Democrats. Did you see this as an excellent opportunity to get likes and retweet[s]? Have you absolutely no conscience?”
‘Have you no decency?’ Read the scathing letter a Minnesota US Senate staffer sent to Mike Lee
After Utah Sen. Mike Lee promoted right-wing conspiracy theories about the man who killed Melissa Hortman and her husband, a senior staffer for Sen. Tina Smith wrote a blistering email to Lee’s staff.
www.sltrib.com
June 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
“You exploited the murder of a lifetime public servant and her husband to post some sick burns about Democrats. Did you see this as an excellent opportunity to get likes and retweet[s]? Have you absolutely no conscience?”
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Best first voting confessional ever #Survivor48
April 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Best first voting confessional ever #Survivor48
I cannot imagine the moral emptiness that leads anyone to think it is okay for the U.S.A. to ship people to another country’s forced labor prisons without a shred of due process. And then to market it with videos of you parading in front of people in cages, that is relishing in evil full stop.
Homeland Security secretary Kristi Noem making content in front of the imprisoned men of El Salvador's notorious Terrorism Confinement Center mega-prison www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
March 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I cannot imagine the moral emptiness that leads anyone to think it is okay for the U.S.A. to ship people to another country’s forced labor prisons without a shred of due process. And then to market it with videos of you parading in front of people in cages, that is relishing in evil full stop.
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No mercy for this bozo.
March 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
No mercy for this bozo.
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#Survivor48
"We'll have a new advantage called the Shot in the Dark that gives you a 1 out of 6 chance of being safe. And it will be a die."
"And you roll it?"
"No, you put it in an urn"
"So you don't roll any dice at all?"
"You do when you play Yahtzee on a journey"
"We'll have a new advantage called the Shot in the Dark that gives you a 1 out of 6 chance of being safe. And it will be a die."
"And you roll it?"
"No, you put it in an urn"
"So you don't roll any dice at all?"
"You do when you play Yahtzee on a journey"
March 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
#Survivor48
"We'll have a new advantage called the Shot in the Dark that gives you a 1 out of 6 chance of being safe. And it will be a die."
"And you roll it?"
"No, you put it in an urn"
"So you don't roll any dice at all?"
"You do when you play Yahtzee on a journey"
"We'll have a new advantage called the Shot in the Dark that gives you a 1 out of 6 chance of being safe. And it will be a die."
"And you roll it?"
"No, you put it in an urn"
"So you don't roll any dice at all?"
"You do when you play Yahtzee on a journey"
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Shoutout to Cedrek for voting for everyone else in his tribe in a literal week #Survivor48
March 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Shoutout to Cedrek for voting for everyone else in his tribe in a literal week #Survivor48
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If Mahmoud Khalil committed a crime, charge him.
If he is convicted of a crime, pursue revocation of his permanent residency status.
We are not the thought police.
If he is convicted of a crime, pursue revocation of his permanent residency status.
We are not the thought police.
March 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
If Mahmoud Khalil committed a crime, charge him.
If he is convicted of a crime, pursue revocation of his permanent residency status.
We are not the thought police.
If he is convicted of a crime, pursue revocation of his permanent residency status.
We are not the thought police.
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The Trump right hates Zelenskyy because he exemplifies integrity and courage, and the price of following Trump is to abjure those qualities forever.
March 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The Trump right hates Zelenskyy because he exemplifies integrity and courage, and the price of following Trump is to abjure those qualities forever.
“But it was never going to be me” This is the INTEGRITY we all need
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"If no lawyer within earshot of the President is willing to give him that advice, then I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me." -- AUSA Hagan Scotten, SDNY.
"If no lawyer within earshot of the President is willing to give him that advice, then I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me." -- AUSA Hagan Scotten, SDNY.
February 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
“But it was never going to be me” This is the INTEGRITY we all need
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"If no lawyer within earshot of the President is willing to give him that advice, then I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me." -- AUSA Hagan Scotten, SDNY.
"If no lawyer within earshot of the President is willing to give him that advice, then I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me." -- AUSA Hagan Scotten, SDNY.
February 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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"If no lawyer within earshot of the President is willing to give him that advice, then I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me." -- AUSA Hagan Scotten, SDNY.
"If no lawyer within earshot of the President is willing to give him that advice, then I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me." -- AUSA Hagan Scotten, SDNY.
Haven’t paid too much to the NBA trades that rolled in today because I’m still processing what happened last night with Luka. A week from now I might catch up on what else happened
February 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Haven’t paid too much to the NBA trades that rolled in today because I’m still processing what happened last night with Luka. A week from now I might catch up on what else happened
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What do we call it when someone who has not been elected takes control of the government inconsistent with any constitutional provision and who claims he’s voiding lawful mandates of the legislature?
February 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
What do we call it when someone who has not been elected takes control of the government inconsistent with any constitutional provision and who claims he’s voiding lawful mandates of the legislature?
This is horrifying.
Last night, Musk's staff were stopped trying to enter USAID's HQ. They threatened to call U.S. Marshals.
@cnn.com: Sources say they wanted access to security systems and personnel files and to access classified information.
Today, the USAID Director of Security and his deputy were put on leave.
@cnn.com: Sources say they wanted access to security systems and personnel files and to access classified information.
Today, the USAID Director of Security and his deputy were put on leave.
Senior USAID security officials put on leave after refusing Musk’s DOGE access to agency systems | CNN Politics
Two top security officials at the US Agency for International Development were put on administrative leave Saturday night after refusing to allow officials from Elon Musk’s Department of Government Ef...
www.cnn.com
February 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This is horrifying.
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Things I would to see happen:
-Nico’s office being trashed by Kidd, preferably grainy security footage
-Luka gets swole and lean. Credits it all to green juicing or some other LA crap
-Kyrie does a Kyrie (frankly it’s about time anyway)
-Nico crying alone in his car reading “trade grade” articles
-Nico’s office being trashed by Kidd, preferably grainy security footage
-Luka gets swole and lean. Credits it all to green juicing or some other LA crap
-Kyrie does a Kyrie (frankly it’s about time anyway)
-Nico crying alone in his car reading “trade grade” articles
February 2, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Things I would to see happen:
-Nico’s office being trashed by Kidd, preferably grainy security footage
-Luka gets swole and lean. Credits it all to green juicing or some other LA crap
-Kyrie does a Kyrie (frankly it’s about time anyway)
-Nico crying alone in his car reading “trade grade” articles
-Nico’s office being trashed by Kidd, preferably grainy security footage
-Luka gets swole and lean. Credits it all to green juicing or some other LA crap
-Kyrie does a Kyrie (frankly it’s about time anyway)
-Nico crying alone in his car reading “trade grade” articles
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Me writing/calling my senator about multiple constitutional crises happening this week.
My senator:
My senator:
February 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Me writing/calling my senator about multiple constitutional crises happening this week.
My senator:
My senator:
Though I’m absolutely not an expert on USAID, I wrote a research paper in my undergrad about how USAID was helping and could help Pakistani women and children. Losing USAID would be devastating to so many real people.
February 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Though I’m absolutely not an expert on USAID, I wrote a research paper in my undergrad about how USAID was helping and could help Pakistani women and children. Losing USAID would be devastating to so many real people.
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Extremely good to see Coughenour outright call out the DOJ attorney's absurd claims. The DOJ's arguments deserves the same respect here from the bench as a sovereign citizen arguing that a flag fringe matters.
BREAKING, via The Seattle Times: Trump's executive order to restrict birthright citizenship is blocked for at least the next two weeks by a Reagan appointee in Seattle who eviscerated the Trump lawyers present defending the order. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
January 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Extremely good to see Coughenour outright call out the DOJ attorney's absurd claims. The DOJ's arguments deserves the same respect here from the bench as a sovereign citizen arguing that a flag fringe matters.
Banged my knee into a door yesterday while walking in my office building (bc I’m clumsy and not long for this life). Can I claim it as a sports injury?
January 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Banged my knee into a door yesterday while walking in my office building (bc I’m clumsy and not long for this life). Can I claim it as a sports injury?
Left twitter because it wasn’t serving me. Problem is I’m not sure that this place is either. I’ll give it a little longer but I may just need an extended (or permanent) break from social media.
January 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Left twitter because it wasn’t serving me. Problem is I’m not sure that this place is either. I’ll give it a little longer but I may just need an extended (or permanent) break from social media.