Alyssa Jane
@alyssajanescotch.bsky.social
Artist, book worm, feminist, cat lady, DIY dweeb, garden geek, Halloween queen and punk rock girl. she/her, bi, xennial
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Mike Johnson Is Unaware Of The Earth Being Cast Into Total Darkness. Hey, He's Been Busy.
www.wonkette.com/p/mike-johns...
www.wonkette.com/p/mike-johns...
Mike Johnson Is Unaware Of The Earth Being Cast Into Total Darkness. Hey, He's Been Busy.
Quit bugging him, you media vultures!
www.wonkette.com
October 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Mike Johnson Is Unaware Of The Earth Being Cast Into Total Darkness. Hey, He's Been Busy.
www.wonkette.com/p/mike-johns...
www.wonkette.com/p/mike-johns...
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Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.
October 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.
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One big fat trigger warning for some, and a reminder to others who voted for this monster (either time) that you should consider holding yourself accountable.
How the Neverending Epstein News Affects Survivors
Looking for answers in the annals of hell
www.ruminato.com
September 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
One big fat trigger warning for some, and a reminder to others who voted for this monster (either time) that you should consider holding yourself accountable.
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I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
July 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
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Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺
June 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺
Why does the hooker from it’s always sunny in Philadelphia look so much like Nancy Mace?
May 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Why does the hooker from it’s always sunny in Philadelphia look so much like Nancy Mace?
JD Vance And Karoline Leavitt Are Evil, Lying Assholes
substack.com/@evanhurst/n...
substack.com/@evanhurst/n...
JD Vance And Karoline Leavitt Are Evil, Lying Assholes
Debunking every word out of these MAGA Nazis' mouths about the immigrants Trump ACCIDENTALLY deported.
substack.com
April 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
JD Vance And Karoline Leavitt Are Evil, Lying Assholes
substack.com/@evanhurst/n...
substack.com/@evanhurst/n...
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(stomps on floor) "You hear that down there, Strom?"
WASHINGTON (AP) — Cory Booker breaks the record for longest Senate speech, previously held by segregationist Strom Thurmond.
April 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
(stomps on floor) "You hear that down there, Strom?"
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Sen. Booker’s speech was a substantive and moral account of this moment. He did not read the phone book. He did not babble.
For 24 hours @booker.senate.gov laid out a detailed, damning, and critical narrative of truth, history, politics, morality, humanity.
What will you do?
For 24 hours @booker.senate.gov laid out a detailed, damning, and critical narrative of truth, history, politics, morality, humanity.
What will you do?
April 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Sen. Booker’s speech was a substantive and moral account of this moment. He did not read the phone book. He did not babble.
For 24 hours @booker.senate.gov laid out a detailed, damning, and critical narrative of truth, history, politics, morality, humanity.
What will you do?
For 24 hours @booker.senate.gov laid out a detailed, damning, and critical narrative of truth, history, politics, morality, humanity.
What will you do?
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Booker finally yields after more than 25 hours of speaking 👏👏👏
April 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Booker finally yields after more than 25 hours of speaking 👏👏👏
who needs April fools when we have clownfuckers year-round
www.jefftiedrich.com/p/who-needs-...
www.jefftiedrich.com/p/who-needs-...
who needs April fools when we have clownfuckers year-round
executive orders are NOT laws
www.jefftiedrich.com
April 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
who needs April fools when we have clownfuckers year-round
www.jefftiedrich.com/p/who-needs-...
www.jefftiedrich.com/p/who-needs-...
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Someone explain to me why it's illegal to give an old lady a bottle of water as she's waiting on line for hours in the sun to vote, but it's totally cool for an ultra-billionaire to bribe voters with million dollar checks in Wisconsin.
March 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Someone explain to me why it's illegal to give an old lady a bottle of water as she's waiting on line for hours in the sun to vote, but it's totally cool for an ultra-billionaire to bribe voters with million dollar checks in Wisconsin.
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Delicious 🤣🍿….JD Vance booed at Kennedy Center
March 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Delicious 🤣🍿….JD Vance booed at Kennedy Center
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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Tomorrow is expected to be the biggest day of anti-Trump protests so far this year, with peaceful rallies planned outside all 50 state capitals, and other major cities. And over the weekend, all across the country, folks were standing up and speaking out against Musk and Trump.
More good news here:
More good news here:
Great News That’s Awful For Trump
Onward.
www.dworkinsubstack.com
March 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Tomorrow is expected to be the biggest day of anti-Trump protests so far this year, with peaceful rallies planned outside all 50 state capitals, and other major cities. And over the weekend, all across the country, folks were standing up and speaking out against Musk and Trump.
More good news here:
More good news here:
@theblindcat.bsky.social heyyy babe welcome to the sky it’s a nice place to talk a good amount of shiz ❤️🤣
February 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
@theblindcat.bsky.social heyyy babe welcome to the sky it’s a nice place to talk a good amount of shiz ❤️🤣
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This is how it’s done.
Gov. Mills: I’ll comply with the state and federal laws
Trump: We are the federal law. You better do it because you’re not going to get any federal funds.
Gov Mills: See you in court
Trump: We are the federal law. You better do it because you’re not going to get any federal funds.
Gov Mills: See you in court
February 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This is how it’s done.
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“Hillbilly Elegy” contains profanity, references to LGBTQ+ people and passages celebrating diversity — features that may conflict with Trump administration executive orders.
The White House said book bans aren’t happening. Now JD Vance’s memoir is a target.
“Hillbilly Elegy” contains profanity, references to LGBTQ+ people and passages celebrating diversity — features that may conflict with Trump administration executive orders.
19thnews.org
February 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
“Hillbilly Elegy” contains profanity, references to LGBTQ+ people and passages celebrating diversity — features that may conflict with Trump administration executive orders.
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REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.
ICE Prosecutor in Dallas Runs White Supremacist X Account
The Observer has identified the operator of “GlomarResponder,” an overtly racist social media account, as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.
www.texasobserver.org
February 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.
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AOC speaking to a thousand NYC federal workers and allies about the urgency of resisting Musk 🔥🔥🔥
February 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
AOC speaking to a thousand NYC federal workers and allies about the urgency of resisting Musk 🔥🔥🔥