Alyssa
alyssaalsh.bsky.social
Alyssa
@alyssaalsh.bsky.social
Healthcare marketer, mom, pinball player, gif-sharer and Ted Lasso quoter
Absolutely obsessed with the logo for the Criterium du Dauphine cycling race and what appears to be circa 1999 away message random capitalized letters
June 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Being a huge Wout fan but also wanting Del Toro to win the Giro is tearing my heart in two!
May 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
With everything going on in the world, watching Tom Pidcock slow down and wait for Tadej Pogacar after a crash gives me hope ❤️
March 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Sick days from daycare are perfect for making gingerbread houses. A masterpiece!
December 5, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Have the hustle bros moved over to Bluesky yet? Waiting for the inevitable "if you're not skeeting at 3 am, what are you even doing" takes.
November 26, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Had a family member share an article about this earlier today and say "I don't know what they bought or where they shop", when access to the full data is RIGHT THERE. Generalizing from self is an epidemic.
Isn’t it funny how the U.S. media is suddenly posting stories about the improving inflation picture now that the election is over? 🧐
November 26, 2024 at 4:54 PM
The Appeal was such a fun read! Loved the storytelling style (emails, texts, etc. from the characters) and couldn't put it down. #Booksky friends, any other fans of this one?
November 25, 2024 at 2:02 PM
1 - Meta is apparently going to limit health and wellness companies' ability to optimize based on "lower funnel" (e.g. conversion) events in 2025. Public details are scarce at best - some convo in a thread here: www.reddit.com/r/FacebookAd...
www.reddit.com
November 22, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Might need to steal this
Any time someone posts online saying they're visiting whatever city and asks for travel recommendations I reply with "grab a slice at Tony's!!!" and let the universe, google maps, and a random pizza chef named Tony take them on a journey through a city I've never been to.
November 21, 2024 at 8:05 PM
this is a cow
November 19, 2024 at 7:06 PM
@lozenp.bsky.social I'm sure you are following a ton of folks on here, but I thought about you the other day! Was talking to someone about managing franchisee Facebook pages for Domino's 😆 hope all is well!
November 19, 2024 at 5:57 PM
November 19, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Our dining room is now a staging zone for shipping collectible action figures and I couldn't be more proud!
November 19, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Got my first unsolicited pickup line, I guess @bsky.app really has arrived
November 17, 2024 at 7:41 PM
There is really something so heartwarming about seeing a post written in lolcat again
Gues whut furrends??

Itz my burthday tooday! I iz ten years old!

And I doin a duvet #Hedgewatch to celebrawte!
November 14, 2024 at 9:26 PM
How long until brands are forcing social media managers to come up with a "strategy for BlueSky"?
November 14, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Posted #dogtax and #babytax but still owed on my #cattax so here we go
November 14, 2024 at 9:25 PM
The post on their site is *chef's kiss* amazing theonion.com/heres-why-i-...
November 14, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Just finished Blood Over Bright Haven, which was beautifully written but a little scary given the state of our world today. Still a definite recommend from me!
November 14, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Taking a break from podcasts and filling the void with audiobooks has actually done wonders for my mental health. Finished The Women, now onto Pride and Prejudice!
November 14, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Dog and toddler for the timeline
November 14, 2024 at 12:33 AM
We’re all Libby power users
Everyone on this site has a library card
November 13, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Made my way over here after spending hours convincing a family member that X is not a reliable source for news, teaching her what an algorithm is, and convincing her that people do get banned based on the owner's whims. I am tired.

Hello, everyone.
a man carrying a backpack walks in a living room
Alt: a man carrying a backpack walks in a living room and collapses
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2024 at 8:02 PM