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alysonthegreatest.bsky.social
@alysonthegreatest.bsky.social
I still don’t have the range
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December 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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It was Winston’s birthday yesterday! He’s 4, but still a rascal! And also cold. So I got him a cool dude denim jacket and now he looks like he wants my lunch money.
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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“Well, that was awkward."

- Me, after 93% of my social interactions.
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Don’t allow anyone to tell you that being a library ghost in the afterlife “doesn’t classify” as an appropriate long-term goal.
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Hard times spreading just like the flu / Watch out homeboy don’t let it catch you
October 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Miss Major Griffin-Gracy passed away today according to the House of GG. She was a veteran of the Stonewall rebellion and a lifelong organizer for the safety and dignity of trans people, sex workers, and the incarcerated. She came from the same generation and milieu as Marsha and Sylvia. She was 78.
October 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Bob Ross paintings to be auctioned to support public TV stations after federal cuts
Bob Ross paintings to be auctioned to support public TV stations after federal cuts
Thirty paintings by Bob Ross are set to be auctioned to support public television stations
abcnews.go.com
October 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Someone asked me why I talk to my cats because, in their words, “It’s not like your pets understand what you are saying.”

Suffice to say, there comes a time when a friendship has simply run its course.
October 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Top nachos are overrated, bottom soggy nachos are underrated
Are Nachos:
Overrated?
Underrated?
Rated about right?
October 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Fired for posting "if you think Charlie Kirk was a wonderful person, we can't be friends," on her private facebook. Because it's everyone's duty in this free society to be friends with Charlie Kirk stans.
She Was Fired for a Comment on Her Private Facebook Account
www.nytimes.com
September 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Even tho it's bird combat season I'm still a sucker for a hawk sitting there being pretty 😇🥰 🪶
September 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Candidates are facing some of the toughest job-hunting conditions since the 2008 financial crisis due to a blend of forces — low unemployment and job quits, slowly rising layoffs, and sluggish hiring.
Pessimism among job seekers is the worst in a decade
Workers feel awful about their chances of finding new jobs. Recent data from the New York Federal Reserve highlights the reality for those out of work amid the most stagnant labor market in years.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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I'd rather eat this leaf than anything pumpkin spiced.
September 10, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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I can’t believe the witches really locked in 💀
September 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Book, then judge the movie harshly
read the book first or the movie/tv show first?
September 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The national news shows are such a damn joke.
September 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Really good time NOT to post.

This isn’t going to play out well, and the internet is forever, even if you delete.
September 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Also, this is what is wrong with the cable news formula. Even when they know nothing, they must fill the air and so they fill it with speculation. We don’t know why this terrible shooting happened. It’s dangerous to speculate motives or politics. Please stop.
September 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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The MSNBC commentator saying that most political violence has historically come from the left just once again showed how we suffer from failing to learn history. Lynching, pogroms, race riots, the political violence that ended Reconstruction, and against the Civil Rights Movement. Come on.
September 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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I called this segregationist way back in February: www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
September 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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A thunderstorm enhances the reading experience by at least 52%.
August 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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I see we are going to the depths of hell. Bet. Meet you there.
August 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM