Alex
@alxndrhamilton.bsky.social
NJ via TX, MA, & PA | Lawyer | Salt & Vinegar Chip Enthusiast | Husband to Patrick | Dog Dad to Phil
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Some ominous news: The Onion is the first organization to reach 1 million followers on Bluesky.
We'd like to take this time to thank you, and to confirm that all other organizations are inferior, even and especially those providing humanitarian aid.
Follow us if you haven't: @theonion.com.
We'd like to take this time to thank you, and to confirm that all other organizations are inferior, even and especially those providing humanitarian aid.
Follow us if you haven't: @theonion.com.
January 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Some ominous news: The Onion is the first organization to reach 1 million followers on Bluesky.
We'd like to take this time to thank you, and to confirm that all other organizations are inferior, even and especially those providing humanitarian aid.
Follow us if you haven't: @theonion.com.
We'd like to take this time to thank you, and to confirm that all other organizations are inferior, even and especially those providing humanitarian aid.
Follow us if you haven't: @theonion.com.
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if there is one funny thing about yesterday’s blitzkrieg of executive orders is that it makes the “democratic opposition went too far last time” crowd look like total dipshits
January 21, 2025 at 11:04 AM
if there is one funny thing about yesterday’s blitzkrieg of executive orders is that it makes the “democratic opposition went too far last time” crowd look like total dipshits
snow day for phil ❄️
January 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
snow day for phil ❄️
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Showed up to my haircut too high to hold a conversation
January 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Showed up to my haircut too high to hold a conversation
a tiny bit high and cooking inefficiently while listening to a podcast is a perfect cold sunday funday
January 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
a tiny bit high and cooking inefficiently while listening to a podcast is a perfect cold sunday funday
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for every 50 likes i’ll photoshop betty white into movies she wasn’t really in.
January 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
for every 50 likes i’ll photoshop betty white into movies she wasn’t really in.
making beef stew. need a few hungry boys to come over and eat
December 25, 2024 at 5:22 PM
making beef stew. need a few hungry boys to come over and eat
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MO NING HAS BROKEN
R
R
December 18, 2024 at 8:48 AM
MO NING HAS BROKEN
R
R
this and an edible ☺️
December 15, 2024 at 11:12 PM
this and an edible ☺️
I know I’m fucked in the head because the best part of cooking is all the chopping and prep work
December 15, 2024 at 10:19 PM
I know I’m fucked in the head because the best part of cooking is all the chopping and prep work
looking at the christmas tree with your glasses off >>>>>>
December 12, 2024 at 1:33 AM
looking at the christmas tree with your glasses off >>>>>>
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I think that all of these people claiming that Lasagna Manicotti is being framed (because he was “too smart” to have all of that evidence on him and be out in public) are vastly overestimating the intelligence of the average ivy leaguer
December 10, 2024 at 1:50 PM
I think that all of these people claiming that Lasagna Manicotti is being framed (because he was “too smart” to have all of that evidence on him and be out in public) are vastly overestimating the intelligence of the average ivy leaguer
watching this sweet old boy for the week 😍
December 9, 2024 at 6:31 PM
watching this sweet old boy for the week 😍
yesterday i hit the sweet spot of sunday funday merriment that kept the sunday scaries at bay but also didn’t obliterate my monday morning. please clap
December 9, 2024 at 6:17 PM
yesterday i hit the sweet spot of sunday funday merriment that kept the sunday scaries at bay but also didn’t obliterate my monday morning. please clap
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Isn't Vivek Rama-smarmy becoming one of the unelected bureaucrats he said should be fired?
December 7, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Isn't Vivek Rama-smarmy becoming one of the unelected bureaucrats he said should be fired?
Anyone one using Monarch Money? I just started the free trial and am curious if you’ve found it helpful
December 7, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Anyone one using Monarch Money? I just started the free trial and am curious if you’ve found it helpful
Macron really did a merde in the bed calling those snap elections
December 4, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Macron really did a merde in the bed calling those snap elections
unjustified margins rankle me to my core
December 4, 2024 at 6:06 PM
unjustified margins rankle me to my core
happy Spotify Wrapped day to all who celebrate
December 4, 2024 at 4:37 PM
happy Spotify Wrapped day to all who celebrate
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It is really quite something to hear Justice Alito talk about leaving decisions to people and their doctors and how bereft of expertise the court is.
December 4, 2024 at 4:31 PM
It is really quite something to hear Justice Alito talk about leaving decisions to people and their doctors and how bereft of expertise the court is.
yeah, my Grussy is green
December 3, 2024 at 4:56 PM
yeah, my Grussy is green
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sorry you will not be seeing my music listening history, that’s between me and god
December 3, 2024 at 4:50 PM
sorry you will not be seeing my music listening history, that’s between me and god