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Mom, reader, feminist, liberal, #buffista, named after the #Dune character (yes really) #BlackLivesMatter #TransLivesMatter #Vote. #Vaccinate she/her
This bill is a staggering combination of cruelty and stupidity. More commodity subsidies + slashed SNAP benefits = paying farmers to overproduce food people can no longer afford to buy. The inevitable increase in food waste from this imbalance is just an evil gift with purchase I guess.
NEW: Senate Passes Tax Bill With SNAP Cuts Intact

The changes are expected to push millions of Americans off of SNAP, and as many as 17 million low-income people off of Medicaid.

Read more in our Food Policy Tracker. ⬇️

buff.ly/GJPATN0
July 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Don't threaten me with a good time.
May 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Quote post with a picture of the airplane you’ll accept as a bribe
May 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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so they're mycoblogging
April 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Next steps (both to return the kidnapped men to the US AND to enforce some actual goddamn consequences on President 34 Felonies) are murky but criminal contempt is a good start.
BREAKING: Chief Judge James Boasberg finds that probable cause exists to hold the Trump administration in criminal contempt for willful violation of his March 15 orders regarding Trump's Alien Enemies Act proclamation and sets next steps toward possible prosecution.

More to come: www.lawdork.com
April 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This is such an extremely niche pun and I love it, sometimes it's good to know the internet can still function as intended.
through the wonder of modern genetic science I have resurrected the dire lazar wolf
April 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Good news about the stock market I guess, I like having money too, now, was anyone planning to stop the ICE kidnappings, the rampant digital book burning, and the stripping trans people of their documentation and travel rights? Or is it really only the economy that gets people mad?
April 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I, for one, welcome our new penguin overlords.
Donald Trump just put a 10 percent tariff on the Heard Island and McDonald, which has a population of zero people and is inhabited only by penguins.
April 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
When I saw this headline yesterday, I was really hoping it would turn out to be an April Fool's joke in very poor taste. (NOPE THEY ARE REALLY THAT STUPID) wapo.st/42dVyTk
Waltz and staff used Gmail for government communications, officials say
Trump’s national security adviser is trying to manage his way out of a crisis. But new revelations about his team’s operational security are piling up in the inbox.
wapo.st
April 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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but they were all of them deceived, for *another* person was invited to the group chat
March 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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This is the news we deserve.

“These are the 1st images of humpbacks having sex, and they're both males

'It was not what I was expecting,' says biologist Stephanie Stack”
These are the 1st images of humpbacks having sex, and they're both males | CBC Radio
Photographers Hawaii captured what scientists say is the first documentation of humpback whale sex.
www.cbc.ca
March 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
We absolutely should NOT do this. These fucking idiots.
Next on DOGE’s chopping block: "We should prioritize anything that can reasonably be privatized,” including public services such as the postal service and Amtrak.
Elon Musk Reveals Next Targets in “Corporate Takeover” of the U.S.
Here’s what’s next on DOGE’s chopping block.
newrepublic.com
March 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
tl;dr: the Trump White House is very bad at math and diplomacy, and your grocery bill is going to suffer for it.
How Trump’s Tariffs Will Affect Farmers and Food Prices

Read about the some of the biggest potential impacts from the Food Policy Tracker ➡️ buff.ly/TJPbycP
March 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Just this once, DO read the comments :)
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March 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Running 👏 away 👏 from 👏 the 👏 left 👏 just 👏 pushes 👏 the 👏 GOP 👏 further 👏 right 👏.

Abandoning so-called "far left" voters (meaning BIPOC and LGBTQ+ let's not pretend we don't know) just lets the GOP attack whoever's left. Did nobody else read the entire "first they came for..." poem JFC.
New: Last month, a group of moderate Democratic consultants, campaign staffers, elected officials & party leaders gathered in Loudoun County, Virginia, for a retreat where they plotted their party’s comeback.

We got their takeaways. t.co/bEwlg4jbtM
March 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This plan....was not a secret.

www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...
www.washingtonpost.com
February 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I asked my doctor today what she thought our chances are of having a flu vaccine this year, and before she opened her mouth to speak, the expression on her face told me I was not overreacting.
February 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I hope these assholes enjoy logging in Monday to several million copies of the Bee Movie script.
🚨 From @GOPJesusUSA
It would be a real shame if millions of citizens sent emails to hr@opm.gov telling them what they did this week.

Bonus points if you include links and large attachments of open sores, etc.

Tell your friends to join the fun! #revolution2025
Project Mayhem 2025 .
February 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Movies you’ve watched more than 6 times. GIFS only
February 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Just so we're clear: Trump taking control of the postal system is 100% about voter suppression. He doesn't care about "waste", he cares about restricting voting access for poor, Black, and disabled people.
February 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Public comment is now open for passport gender marker changes.

You can go here to go to each of the three proposed passport rules, and submit comment.

My suggestion: be unique, argue for trans-inclusive policies, against the constitutionality of the changes, etc.

www.reddit.com/r/Passports/...
Public comment on US passport form changes related to trans
www.reddit.com
February 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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February 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
February 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
If I were in a gov't position with the power to approve grants/loan forgiveness/any way to give away money to non-billionaires or deserving institutions, I would be rubber stamping EVERYTHING and doing whatever I could to get those checks out and cashed before Elon steals the entire Treasury.
February 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM