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Jess the universe and everything🐢
@alterjess.bsky.social
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Mom, reader, feminist, liberal, #buffista, named after the #Dune character (yes really) #BlackLivesMatter #TransLivesMatter #Vote. #Vaccinate she/her
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Quote post with a picture of the airplane you’ll accept as a bribe
May 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Movies you’ve watched more than 6 times. GIFS only
Matrix Reloaded: Trinity jumps off a motorcycle and lands as the building explodes
February 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Well thank goodness somebody is out there asking the really tough questions:
Screenshot of New York times slugline from Feb 14 2025: "A reader who is stuck in a leggings rut asks, "What can I wear in place of leggings that will still be comfortable, yet have some style?"
February 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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We're doing beach photos now. Play along if you want.
Lake Huron as seen through the slats of a deck, plastic yellow chair in the foreground
February 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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The most powerful man in the world is afraid of sporks.
Trump rant against the department of education
February 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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My hunch - he has no idea what the Kennedy Center is or does, he just knows it sometimes looks like this at night and now he's afraid of it.
The Kennedy Center at night, lit with rainbow lights, Potomac river in the foreground
February 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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So in all honesty I haven't clicked on this, but I feel like the answer is pretty self evident?
January 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Ouch, right in the inbox.
Screenshot of email subject line "Article: Harnessing the potential of self-doubt"
January 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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If you see this, post a fictional band you would love to see live.

(Is this cheating since I actually did see them live and if so are they still fictional? Ditto all of the fictional bands from A Mighty Wind...)
Spinal Tap, June 4, 2001, Carnegie Hall New York City (band concert poster)
January 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery #bikesky
Mid-Hudson bridge, seen from the Walkway Over the Hudson (pedestrian bridge), blue sky overhead.
January 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Truly, the worst feeling imaginable.
Reductress calendar for Jan 11-12 2025, headline reads Help! I started a project and now I have to keep working on it (so I just have to keep going? This is so unfair!)
January 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM