Alp
@alpineslushie.bsky.social
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Casually being swept out to sea
Nihilistic Cringe™️
Casually being swept out to sea
Nihilistic Cringe™️
Reposted by Alp
May 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Nah, they cooked here. This single line? Cold asf.
April 5, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Nah, they cooked here. This single line? Cold asf.
Methinks this is eerily accurate to current affairs in the U.S. but what do I know?
April 5, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Methinks this is eerily accurate to current affairs in the U.S. but what do I know?
Reposted by Alp
Please support real human artists
March 27, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Please support real human artists
Wtf are these books banned for? Esp Catcher in the Rye? Bc Holden Caulfield was a bit of a twat or..? Obv we’re headed for the shittiest three book selection if we keep banning every book that just so happens to piss some dumbass off.
Putting together a -very- small stack of books that have been banned (in the U.S.) for a customer
January 27, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Wtf are these books banned for? Esp Catcher in the Rye? Bc Holden Caulfield was a bit of a twat or..? Obv we’re headed for the shittiest three book selection if we keep banning every book that just so happens to piss some dumbass off.
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you don't want to see me if ao3 ever gets banned... truly
January 19, 2025 at 7:53 AM
you don't want to see me if ao3 ever gets banned... truly
You’re telling me some whales fit in a book?
January 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
You’re telling me some whales fit in a book?
Uh, in this economy?
January 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Uh, in this economy?
Assassins creed, we’re looking at you.
smacking my lips when a video game introduces a minigame that isn't that good and has no real essential connection with the core gameplay
"oh what a wonderful amuse-bouche, what a timely palate cleanser"
"oh what a wonderful amuse-bouche, what a timely palate cleanser"
December 30, 2024 at 7:41 AM
Assassins creed, we’re looking at you.
Did he trip the other three?
Jayden Daniels has run 15 times and 12 of those runs have been successful, which is preposterous
December 30, 2024 at 7:27 AM
Did he trip the other three?
Pls don’t ignore Xenomorphs.
Twilight is baby's first monster fucker movie. Shape of Water is a monster fucker movie for grown adults. Nosferatu is a monster fucker movie but for actual perverts
December 30, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Pls don’t ignore Xenomorphs.
Mind your own damn business, bud.
nosferatu was fine, but would it kill Hollywood to make a movie about a non-sexy vampire?
December 30, 2024 at 7:24 AM
Mind your own damn business, bud.
Finally, some good fucking news
I just found out there's a new Philomena Cunk series coming out next week and my heart is beating in anticipation much like the thumping beat of Belgium dance band Technotronic's 1989 hit single Pump Up The Jam
December 30, 2024 at 7:22 AM
Finally, some good fucking news
Try any of South Park games. I promise it’ll make the explosion feel like a blessing.
10 Best RPGs To Try If You Are In A Space Shuttle Explosion
December 30, 2024 at 7:22 AM
Try any of South Park games. I promise it’ll make the explosion feel like a blessing.
The iPad baby uprising is real.
It’s wild how many people watch videos on their phones without headphones in public places now.
December 30, 2024 at 7:21 AM
The iPad baby uprising is real.
They’re overlooking this for a reason, hope this helps🫡
December 30, 2024 at 7:20 AM
They’re overlooking this for a reason, hope this helps🫡
Nothing witty to say here. He cooked, I’m afraid.
December 30, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Nothing witty to say here. He cooked, I’m afraid.
Sounds horridly similar to a certain guitarist’s demise… 🤔
December 30, 2024 at 7:16 AM
Sounds horridly similar to a certain guitarist’s demise… 🤔
Reposting so the square gods spare me this year.
The new year is even more important than we thought:
December 30, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Reposting so the square gods spare me this year.
Unfortunately, this is written like every werewolf au smut ever.
December 29, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Unfortunately, this is written like every werewolf au smut ever.