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Duck duck goose
Me watched my scary show
10 yo oh what was it called?
Me: Welcome to Derry
10 yo: that's a scary show for lactose intolerant people
10 yo oh what was it called?
Me: Welcome to Derry
10 yo: that's a scary show for lactose intolerant people
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Me watched my scary show
10 yo oh what was it called?
Me: Welcome to Derry
10 yo: that's a scary show for lactose intolerant people
10 yo oh what was it called?
Me: Welcome to Derry
10 yo: that's a scary show for lactose intolerant people
Except it's buying makeup and earrings
a group of people standing next to each other on a plane .
Alt: Christopher Lloyd that's a deep inhale of glue. I picked the wrong time to stop sniffing glue
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Except it's buying makeup and earrings
But just now, as we were all fighting, and yelling at each other, and each one of us demanding we should go to the Bad Place, I thought to myself, "Man, this is torture."
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
But just now, as we were all fighting, and yelling at each other, and each one of us demanding we should go to the Bad Place, I thought to myself, "Man, this is torture."
I’m going to kill a stranger
So don’t you be a stranger
Oh baby it’s alright
It’s alright to feel
like a fat child
in a pushchair
Old enough to run
Old enough to fire a gun
Just give me this one night
Just one night to feel
So don’t you be a stranger
Oh baby it’s alright
It’s alright to feel
like a fat child
in a pushchair
Old enough to run
Old enough to fire a gun
Just give me this one night
Just one night to feel
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I’m going to kill a stranger
So don’t you be a stranger
Oh baby it’s alright
It’s alright to feel
like a fat child
in a pushchair
Old enough to run
Old enough to fire a gun
Just give me this one night
Just one night to feel
So don’t you be a stranger
Oh baby it’s alright
It’s alright to feel
like a fat child
in a pushchair
Old enough to run
Old enough to fire a gun
Just give me this one night
Just one night to feel
*throws out bingo card*
November 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
*throws out bingo card*
Apologies to my fellow parents for becoming the house your kid can come watch TV and eat all the snacks
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Apologies to my fellow parents for becoming the house your kid can come watch TV and eat all the snacks
Found a cache of old jeans that previously didn't fit and now I have trouser jeans for days
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Found a cache of old jeans that previously didn't fit and now I have trouser jeans for days
Feels a bit like Gmail timed this whole AI business to go live around Black Friday so if we opt out of smart features we quickly drown in promotions going straight to our in box.
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Feels a bit like Gmail timed this whole AI business to go live around Black Friday so if we opt out of smart features we quickly drown in promotions going straight to our in box.
So perimenopause crew - dealing with those incredibly brittle nails what are you doing about broken nails that snag on everything? I'm always filling this suckers down
November 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
So perimenopause crew - dealing with those incredibly brittle nails what are you doing about broken nails that snag on everything? I'm always filling this suckers down
Looked at a DFL Facebook for TDOR and am reminded
a group of star wars characters standing next to each other with a robot in the background
Alt: One Wan Kenobi tells Luke Skywalker "you who never find a more wretched hive if scum and villiany" while C3PO and R2D2 look on
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Looked at a DFL Facebook for TDOR and am reminded
My favorite part about hockey is that you can get sent to a shame box. It's like the confessional without having to remember the act of contrition.
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My favorite part about hockey is that you can get sent to a shame box. It's like the confessional without having to remember the act of contrition.
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Indeed workers are voting this afternoon to authorize a strike next week. Follow the link to email the boss that if they go on strike you will respect the strike line at the taproom & will boycott the products at the stores. Pass this to anyone you can think of who supports workers.
Indeed Workers are Strike Ready
Indeed Brewing’s unionized workers have been fighting for a first contract for a year and a half, but Indeed management has been stalling! Because of Indeed management’s approach, the workers may go o...
actionnetwork.org
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Indeed workers are voting this afternoon to authorize a strike next week. Follow the link to email the boss that if they go on strike you will respect the strike line at the taproom & will boycott the products at the stores. Pass this to anyone you can think of who supports workers.
Gmail after turning off AI
a black and white photo of a man sitting at a desk with papers on it
Alt: A bag of letters being dumped out on a desk
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Gmail after turning off AI
Look at my cute bat sneakers
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Look at my cute bat sneakers
I need a new mattress and I'm super overwhelmed by options and holy crap, price tags. Help?
November 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I need a new mattress and I'm super overwhelmed by options and holy crap, price tags. Help?
So essentially, Trump is admitting that he believes it's okay to torture and unalive a journalist simply for being critical of a government.
1. Trump suggests that Jamal Khashoggi may have deserved to be assassinated or at least should not be a sympathetic figure, and then says that the Saudi Crown Prince was unaware in advance of the assassination plot.
Trump’s own intel agencies concluded that MBS was aware in advance of the plot.
Trump’s own intel agencies concluded that MBS was aware in advance of the plot.
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
So essentially, Trump is admitting that he believes it's okay to torture and unalive a journalist simply for being critical of a government.
Jamal was dismembered alive, Donnie
1. Trump suggests that Jamal Khashoggi may have deserved to be assassinated or at least should not be a sympathetic figure, and then says that the Saudi Crown Prince was unaware in advance of the assassination plot.
Trump’s own intel agencies concluded that MBS was aware in advance of the plot.
Trump’s own intel agencies concluded that MBS was aware in advance of the plot.
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Jamal was dismembered alive, Donnie
My lotion makes me smell like baby dolls. Not quite vanilla. Just kinda weird
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
My lotion makes me smell like baby dolls. Not quite vanilla. Just kinda weird
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Own a piece of Minneapolis DJ history (per me anyways). I am selling two controllers, a Pioneer DDJ-1000 RB and Pioneer XDJ-RR, which includes a magna case.
I am original owner on both, non-smoking home. No scratches/damage.
Looking for $1000/each, drop me a line and and let's sort it out!
I am original owner on both, non-smoking home. No scratches/damage.
Looking for $1000/each, drop me a line and and let's sort it out!
November 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Own a piece of Minneapolis DJ history (per me anyways). I am selling two controllers, a Pioneer DDJ-1000 RB and Pioneer XDJ-RR, which includes a magna case.
I am original owner on both, non-smoking home. No scratches/damage.
Looking for $1000/each, drop me a line and and let's sort it out!
I am original owner on both, non-smoking home. No scratches/damage.
Looking for $1000/each, drop me a line and and let's sort it out!
Share a Christmas movie 🌲
(TV counts right?)
Claymation Christmas Celebration 1987
(TV counts right?)
Claymation Christmas Celebration 1987
November 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Share a Christmas movie 🌲
(TV counts right?)
Claymation Christmas Celebration 1987
(TV counts right?)
Claymation Christmas Celebration 1987
Post your favorite Star Trek characters. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek characters. Wrong answers only.
He has the worst takes on where the Democratic party needs to go
Speaking at a Texas Tribune Festival on Friday, former U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg criticized the Democratic Party for failing to reach everyday Americans, arguing that it “got sucked in” to a conversation about identity. #TribFest25
Pete Buttigieg critiques Democrats for focus on identity
The former U.S. transportation secretary said the Democratic Party should focus more on issues gripping the country, such as health care and housing affordability.
www.texastribune.org
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
He has the worst takes on where the Democratic party needs to go
Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike🪶
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike🪶
I forgot to take my ADHD stuff until 3.
a gray cat is sitting on a tiled floor next to another cat
Alt: a gray cat is sitting on a tiled floor next to bunny that is experiencing the zoomies around it
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I forgot to take my ADHD stuff until 3.
Megyn Kelly probably
a woman in a pink jacket says i 'm not like a regular mom
Alt: Amy poehlet in a pink tracksuit says i 'm not like a regular mom I'm a cool mom
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Megyn Kelly probably