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Duck duck goose
But just now, as we were all fighting, and yelling at each other, and each one of us demanding we should go to the Bad Place, I thought to myself, "Man, this is torture."
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I’m going to kill a stranger
So don’t you be a stranger

Oh baby it’s alright
It’s alright to feel
like a fat child
in a pushchair
Old enough to run
Old enough to fire a gun

Just give me this one night
Just one night to feel
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
*throws out bingo card*
November 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Look at my cute bat sneakers
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike🪶
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Ooh Nazgul is in season
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Trying to tackle my plastic and clothes recycling 😐
November 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Post you different era

A rare time I was a ray of sunshine
November 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I talked to my advisors (the bisexual sharks) and they said don't rank Frey.
November 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I like when my aluminum foil is passive aggressive at me
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Action shot
October 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Another day another bat
October 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Love bats year round but especially when it's spooky season!
October 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Spotted in Eat Street
October 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
And this makes my blood boil
October 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
October 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
There is an event this Thursday to support them
October 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
AI is writing its own ad campaign I guess
October 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Feeling cute. Might seed bomb your lawn later
October 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Will report back to the fellow perimenopause crew if this actually helps
October 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
When it's facism so you're out dancing to the song about losing yourself in the music because of fascism @deveric.net @patiomensch.bsky.social
October 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Had to break out the good stuff for folding laundry
October 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Gonna float my way to better times
September 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
trying to bring this back?
September 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM