aRealHumanBartender
@alltomato1717.bsky.social
genX/human/OFMD nerd/real estate novelist/potato/idiot 🏴☠️
she/her
https://archiveofourown.org/users/aRealHumanBartender
she/her
https://archiveofourown.org/users/aRealHumanBartender
me bookmarking all these for later
a laptop with smoke coming out of it and the word maron on the bottom left
ALT: a laptop with smoke coming out of it and the word maron on the bottom left
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
me bookmarking all these for later
fair warning I have not read this yet (but now I’m going to!) so I have no idea what it’s like lol. Looks good to me though💓
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
fair warning I have not read this yet (but now I’m going to!) so I have no idea what it’s like lol. Looks good to me though💓
also damn, this man does love a white mug🤣
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
also damn, this man does love a white mug🤣
archiveofourown.org
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Not so holiday-themed but NYE plays a big part! This is a wild ride and I love it. Watch all tags, it ends happy
Save the Prince by @followedmystar.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/527888...
Save the Prince by @followedmystar.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/527888...
New Session | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Not so holiday-themed but NYE plays a big part! This is a wild ride and I love it. Watch all tags, it ends happy
Save the Prince by @followedmystar.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/527888...
Save the Prince by @followedmystar.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/527888...
I swear there was one!
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I swear there was one!
oh man 🫂🫂 gentle hugs incoming! We are all falling apart - and as a short person omg the foot being asleep - so often😭
In Sync Friends GIF
ALT: In Sync Friends GIF
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
oh man 🫂🫂 gentle hugs incoming! We are all falling apart - and as a short person omg the foot being asleep - so often😭
damn them (lovingly)! Hoping for better days for you ahead🫂
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
damn them (lovingly)! Hoping for better days for you ahead🫂
this is hilarious.
November 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
this is hilarious.
so stupid. out here livin like a mole
November 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
so stupid. out here livin like a mole
Louise is my wife
(I can share)
(I can share)
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Louise is my wife
(I can share)
(I can share)
this!! Also I’ certain I’m not someone you’d like to know better but I am fast and loose w my phone # and always find text convos easier to really exchange than discord/dms. So. Happy to chat any time - Colleen
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
this!! Also I’ certain I’m not someone you’d like to know better but I am fast and loose w my phone # and always find text convos easier to really exchange than discord/dms. So. Happy to chat any time - Colleen
beneficiary! not victim! your beautiful art MADE “The Artist is Present”
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
beneficiary! not victim! your beautiful art MADE “The Artist is Present”
I will also throw out there, if this is allowed, that as a writer I am way too shy/insecure to approach a gorg bit of art and ask to write for it, BUT if any of you ever want to do something weird together, I would love the challenge. Like, love love.
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I will also throw out there, if this is allowed, that as a writer I am way too shy/insecure to approach a gorg bit of art and ask to write for it, BUT if any of you ever want to do something weird together, I would love the challenge. Like, love love.
never apologize for speaking up about how you feel. really. this is not sunshine rainbow crew, it’s also blanket fort crew - you are not alone here🫂
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
never apologize for speaking up about how you feel. really. this is not sunshine rainbow crew, it’s also blanket fort crew - you are not alone here🫂
honk shoo, my sleeping baby
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
honk shoo, my sleeping baby
Shameless self-rec -
I have this silly fluff and another called “Three Kinds of Roses”
Jetpack Boyfriend
archiveofourown.org/works/63984238
I have this silly fluff and another called “Three Kinds of Roses”
Jetpack Boyfriend
archiveofourown.org/works/63984238
New
Session
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Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Shameless self-rec -
I have this silly fluff and another called “Three Kinds of Roses”
Jetpack Boyfriend
archiveofourown.org/works/63984238
I have this silly fluff and another called “Three Kinds of Roses”
Jetpack Boyfriend
archiveofourown.org/works/63984238
this is incredible😍
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
this is incredible😍