aRealHumanBartender
@alltomato1717.bsky.social
genX/human/OFMD nerd/real estate novelist/potato/idiot 🏴☠️
she/her
https://archiveofourown.org/users/aRealHumanBartender
she/her
https://archiveofourown.org/users/aRealHumanBartender
From now on I will only think of their time away from us as their years lost to kisses
(Kisses by Paul Morand)
(Kisses by Paul Morand)
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
From now on I will only think of their time away from us as their years lost to kisses
(Kisses by Paul Morand)
(Kisses by Paul Morand)
oh! maybe its not album art but some other place? (from this interview
canvasrebel.com/meet-aondrea...
canvasrebel.com/meet-aondrea...
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
oh! maybe its not album art but some other place? (from this interview
canvasrebel.com/meet-aondrea...
canvasrebel.com/meet-aondrea...
November 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
also, fwiw, the Booker is not short on male writers - what they are specifically pointing to here is that old turd “masculinity”
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
also, fwiw, the Booker is not short on male writers - what they are specifically pointing to here is that old turd “masculinity”
OMFG are you fucking kidding me with this bullshit Guardian?!
(from Khashayar Mohammadi’s IG stories)
(from Khashayar Mohammadi’s IG stories)
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
OMFG are you fucking kidding me with this bullshit Guardian?!
(from Khashayar Mohammadi’s IG stories)
(from Khashayar Mohammadi’s IG stories)
sometimes I LOVE it here
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
sometimes I LOVE it here
also damn, this man does love a white mug🤣
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
also damn, this man does love a white mug🤣
yet another birthday in my house today - I searched my photos for “baby” to find that one pic I love the most and lo and behold - iphone also labeled THIS “baby.” Will accept.
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
yet another birthday in my house today - I searched my photos for “baby” to find that one pic I love the most and lo and behold - iphone also labeled THIS “baby.” Will accept.
A 13 year old Apple voice “memo” from my then 4 year old daughter. “Monclay Barioni” shows up over and over - it’s her scheduling “mom play barbies with me”
💓💓💓💓💓💓💓
💓💓💓💓💓💓💓
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
A 13 year old Apple voice “memo” from my then 4 year old daughter. “Monclay Barioni” shows up over and over - it’s her scheduling “mom play barbies with me”
💓💓💓💓💓💓💓
💓💓💓💓💓💓💓
Lucius AND the Rat Boys? That’s overkill.
(but oohboy geese and tre burt? hurray for the riff raff? not too shabby)
(but oohboy geese and tre burt? hurray for the riff raff? not too shabby)
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Lucius AND the Rat Boys? That’s overkill.
(but oohboy geese and tre burt? hurray for the riff raff? not too shabby)
(but oohboy geese and tre burt? hurray for the riff raff? not too shabby)
Psst - hey you - check out the KNOCKOUT art by Matt @izzyhandsart.bsky.social for part 1 of my Whumptober series Love in the Time of Payphones. I am...speechless. Look at them! 😍
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Psst - hey you - check out the KNOCKOUT art by Matt @izzyhandsart.bsky.social for part 1 of my Whumptober series Love in the Time of Payphones. I am...speechless. Look at them! 😍
the Revenge
(cartoon by New Yorker cartoonist Ellis Rosen and posted on their IG account)
(cartoon by New Yorker cartoonist Ellis Rosen and posted on their IG account)
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
the Revenge
(cartoon by New Yorker cartoonist Ellis Rosen and posted on their IG account)
(cartoon by New Yorker cartoonist Ellis Rosen and posted on their IG account)
have a gentleman potato for your sorrows
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
have a gentleman potato for your sorrows
Well today is a huge fucking bummer, ngl. But there will be other days where good shit happens and so on, so I do hope our departing crew will pop back in from time to time bc we love you and we like having fun with you in this big dumb sandbox. Disappointment abounds. It won’t last.
November 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Well today is a huge fucking bummer, ngl. But there will be other days where good shit happens and so on, so I do hope our departing crew will pop back in from time to time bc we love you and we like having fun with you in this big dumb sandbox. Disappointment abounds. It won’t last.
oh hey happy monday
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
oh hey happy monday
Remember, she’s only 25
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Remember, she’s only 25
what’s it like in your head
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
what’s it like in your head
never gets old🤣
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
never gets old🤣
And all I do is miss you and the way we used to be
All I do is keep the beat, the bad company
All I do is kiss you through the bars of a rhyme
Julie, I'd do the stars with you any time
All I do is keep the beat, the bad company
All I do is kiss you through the bars of a rhyme
Julie, I'd do the stars with you any time
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
And all I do is miss you and the way we used to be
All I do is keep the beat, the bad company
All I do is kiss you through the bars of a rhyme
Julie, I'd do the stars with you any time
All I do is keep the beat, the bad company
All I do is kiss you through the bars of a rhyme
Julie, I'd do the stars with you any time
I keep forgetting to share these amazing little guys that came in the mail the other day!!! The talent on this ship @cannibalxing.bsky.social 💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I keep forgetting to share these amazing little guys that came in the mail the other day!!! The talent on this ship @cannibalxing.bsky.social 💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓
November 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Just saw this IG by the MFA Boston - Man at his Bath is coming back! I used one of these (Man Drying His Leg) in this little whumptober series. If you feel like reading it: Love In the Time of Pay Phones👇
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Just saw this IG by the MFA Boston - Man at his Bath is coming back! I used one of these (Man Drying His Leg) in this little whumptober series. If you feel like reading it: Love In the Time of Pay Phones👇
Love is the key
And under the stars
I lit a flame
To dance in the dark
Can break my bones
You can break my heart
But you'll never break me
Love is the ocean
We are the fish
Love's the surgeon
And we are the stitch
I've been wounded
But I promise you this
You will never break me, yeah
And under the stars
I lit a flame
To dance in the dark
Can break my bones
You can break my heart
But you'll never break me
Love is the ocean
We are the fish
Love's the surgeon
And we are the stitch
I've been wounded
But I promise you this
You will never break me, yeah
November 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Love is the key
And under the stars
I lit a flame
To dance in the dark
Can break my bones
You can break my heart
But you'll never break me
Love is the ocean
We are the fish
Love's the surgeon
And we are the stitch
I've been wounded
But I promise you this
You will never break me, yeah
And under the stars
I lit a flame
To dance in the dark
Can break my bones
You can break my heart
But you'll never break me
Love is the ocean
We are the fish
Love's the surgeon
And we are the stitch
I've been wounded
But I promise you this
You will never break me, yeah