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Ford CEO Jim Farley
Stellantis CEO Antonio Filosa
General Motors plant manager John Urbanic
National Auto Dealers Association Chairman Tom Castriota
Transportation Sec Sean Duffy
Deputy transportation Sec Steven Bradbury
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Ford CEO Jim Farley
Stellantis CEO Antonio Filosa
General Motors plant manager John Urbanic
National Auto Dealers Association Chairman Tom Castriota
Transportation Sec Sean Duffy
Deputy transportation Sec Steven Bradbury
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And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
“It’s certainly something I can conceive of… I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.”
“It’s certainly something I can conceive of… I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.”
“I’ve never heard of anything like that in my 30 years working,” an ex-DHS official said.
“I’ve never heard of anything like that in my 30 years working,” an ex-DHS official said.
#Satire
fortune.com/2025/10/26/3...
#Satire
fortune.com/2025/10/26/3...
"We were all given Ocean Passports by Ghislaine Maxwell. Most took it happily; one did a fundraiser with Ghislaine for child sex trafficking. It was a perfectly UN day- Epstein wanted to meet UN boss Antonio Guterres 1/x
"We were all given Ocean Passports by Ghislaine Maxwell. Most took it happily; one did a fundraiser with Ghislaine for child sex trafficking. It was a perfectly UN day- Epstein wanted to meet UN boss Antonio Guterres 1/x
The other five will wet themselves, then let’s roll them up. Let’s go.
The other five will wet themselves, then let’s roll them up. Let’s go.
All Americans should be outraged and alarmed.🚨🇺🇸
All Americans should be outraged and alarmed.🚨🇺🇸
It’s official: he and Congressional Republicans are in favor of health care premiums skyrocketing for millions of Americans in 2026.
It’s official: he and Congressional Republicans are in favor of health care premiums skyrocketing for millions of Americans in 2026.
@SDNYLIVE
, now hearing in EJCC v. Joyce, Noem & RFK Jr: Bronx 11th grader from Ecuador was detained by ICE in October, Inner City Press is covering the ICE beat and will live skeet, thread below
@SDNYLIVE
, now hearing in EJCC v. Joyce, Noem & RFK Jr: Bronx 11th grader from Ecuador was detained by ICE in October, Inner City Press is covering the ICE beat and will live skeet, thread below
@Reporter_Mia www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
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14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
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Now we have official government accounts posting "womp womp, cry all you want," and calling US citizens "imbecilic morons."
Now we have official government accounts posting "womp womp, cry all you want," and calling US citizens "imbecilic morons."
bit.ly/4hWdolc
bit.ly/4hWdolc