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🐸 eloise p. 🏳️‍⚧️
@alloeloise.bsky.social
God’s gift to oxygen. Any pronouns.
Recs for weird fiction/cosmic horror with transfemme lead?
February 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
February 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Me to the universe last night: “If I’m headed in the right direction in life, give me a sign by revealing the number 434.”

I hit pause on my video and it was at exactly 4:34.
February 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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what looney tunes needs is a prequel where bugs bunny confirms elmer fudd & marvin the martian are not on the spectrum before Targeting them
January 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Currently watching: Spookies
January 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Do not dunk. Do not quote-post. Do not screenshot and repost.
They wish to be visibly cruel because it makes them feel big and strong.

Block them with the most powerful block button we've had on social media to save yourself the energy, and save others from the garage being spread
Just be prepared. We've all seen that headline going around today that Bluesky is the current #1 app, and X dropped out of the top 25.

That means the absolute worst people in the world are going to be coming here trying to turn THIS place into just as much of a shithole. Block them. Don't engage.
November 14, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Currently watching: The Pit
January 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Fuck Tuah
January 17, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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PayPal is @holtpridgen if you wanna drop some birthday change my way! 💜
January 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
“Moondance Film Festival” that shows movies about butts.
January 16, 2025 at 5:28 AM
PayPal is @holtpridgen if you wanna drop some birthday change my way! 💜
January 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Will never stop being funny.
January 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My bank account: $2.67
My brain: “You want to get high for the first time in months.”
January 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Every single one of us is Goddess dreaming.
January 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I totally forgot Mark Hamill played Skips on Regular Show.
January 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Imagine if John Hammond named Jurassic Park “The Fun Zone” or something and undersold the fact that he had cloned dinosaurs.

“We’ve got a ferris wheel, arcade, zoo area. Spared no expense!”
January 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Neil Gaiman is one that hurts.
January 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Barthelona.
January 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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January 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
January 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I’m not surprised but fuck.
Men of great principle, brought to you by HSBC
January 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Erm, oh my damn?
January 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I always thought Biggie was saying “You can’t touch my britches.”
January 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM