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Marshall V
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Here for a long time, not for a good time.
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Too many people act like being wrong makes you subhuman, when it’s in fact the most human of traits.
December 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Damn coffee filters trying to bamboozle me. I know there's two of you, now let me dissect you
April 16, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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This is evergreen and underappreciated.
As promised, here are my one-line summaries of the books of the Jewish Bible—

Joshua: pretty chill bro, sometimes even merciful

Judges: god can’t even make popcorn omg

1 Samuel: anti-monarchist emo bae

2 Samuel: bleeding heart twink bae

1 Kings: shlomo pls stop hoeing out and do your job
March 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Conversation with my sister yesterday. 😂
March 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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is it “interesting” in the sense that it demonstrates how a hegemonic group believes that being prevented from violating the rights of others is the same thing as being persecuted? or is it “interesting” in some other, less true way?
Interesting story that gets to the heart of why many Christians feel persecuted in the U.S.: The secular elite find many of their views abhorrent and uncouth

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/06/u...
March 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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No. Christians feel persecuted because there is a vast media apparatus telling them that they are persecuted. There is no evidence whatsoever of large-scale discrimination against Christians in this country.
Interesting story that gets to the heart of why many Christians feel persecuted in the U.S.: The secular elite find many of their views abhorrent and uncouth

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/06/u...
March 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Spotify kindly alerted me that there is a new single from Susannah McCorkle. Notably, she has been dead since 2001
March 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I'm surprised Lin-Manuel Miranda has never rhymed "medjool" with "schedule"
March 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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these turkish delights have turkish ends
March 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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One thing I think about a lot is how dusty the Holy of Holies must’ve been.

Nobody can go into it except the High Priest once a year? Would he even clean it?!?
March 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Bond's license to kill will now be a monthly subscription to kill.
February 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Public comment is now open for passport gender marker changes.

You can go here to go to each of the three proposed passport rules, and submit comment.

My suggestion: be unique, argue for trans-inclusive policies, against the constitutionality of the changes, etc.

www.reddit.com/r/Passports/...
Public comment on US passport form changes related to trans
www.reddit.com
February 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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David Boren, former OU president and U.S. senator, died Thursday at 83. Boren transformed OU’s trajectory during a 24-year tenure, and then faced an investigation into alleged misconduct — which he denied and was never indicted for — in retirement: https://buff.ly/4b58PSl
February 20, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Songs that make me almost cry, counterintuitive edition: "Rikki Don't Lose that Number" Steely Dan
February 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Our military will soon be asked to make a very stark choice. There will be mass unrest in this country as these disastrous changes take effect. Trump will invoke the insurrection act at some point. You will be ordered to inflict violence on your fellow citizens. Think through this before it happens.
What Happens if the President Issues a Potentially Illegal Order to the Military?
Military.com spent several months trying to unearth what existing safeguards and policies are in place to protect what has long been considered a hallmark of the U.S. -- an apolitical military that us...
www.military.com
February 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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happy to say civ vii still has the juice
February 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I would be interested to see a copy of this memo, and I'd be surprised if signatures are the whole story behind these resignations
In an interview with Newsmax, Gov. Kevin Stitt said the Oklahoma Department of Mental Health and Substance Abuse Services has banned its employees from using pronouns in their email signatures, a measure he said made five employees “leave in protest.”
Stitt celebrates mental health agency resignations over 'pronoun ban'
In an interview with Newsmax, Gov. Stitt said the Oklahoma Department of Mental Health has banned its employees from using pronouns in their email signatures, a measure he said made five employees…
www.kgou.org
February 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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It’s Election Day! Visit our 2025 #election coverage page to brush up on the candidates before you cast your ballot. Polls are open until 7 p.m.

nondoc.com/oklahoma-ele...
NonDoc's coverage of Oklahoma Elections
Click here to learn more about Oklahoma elections.
nondoc.com
February 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Ahead of Tuesday’s city election, read OU Daily’s fact check of the Norman mayoral debate: https://buff.ly/4hI29eW
February 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Yesterday we were at the store and we thought Tate's cookies were on sale but they weren't, they were just in the wrong place. So I got chocolate chips and made my own damn cookies. It was good to work on something and have something as a result of the work I did. 🍪
February 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work
February 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS BUT LETTING STRAngers toggle my caps lock KEY IS MAking it difficult to Use my COMPUTER
I MADE A GLOBAL CAPS LOCK KEY

FINALLY we can all agree on when it's polite to TYPE IN CAPS!

whenever anyone running the client presses caps lock it presses it for everyone

download the client and see the current caps lock status at globalcapslock.com
February 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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And I saw the earth collapse and turn
So slowly, til still, and the blood that spilled
Over flowing in the dirt; what a fool to hope for something

Growing
February 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Begging David Byrne to write a song called "Worry About the Government"
February 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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My brain seems to be just flipping between obsessive rumination and hyperfixation and just complete dissociation and withdrawal.

I do not like this feeling, Sam I Am.
February 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM