Allison
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Lowkey suspect I may have cursed the Tigers by taking an interest in them and so I am determined to know nothing about the Lions this year. #detroitpost #notazookeeperpost
September 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Lowkey suspect I may have cursed the Tigers by taking an interest in them and so I am determined to know nothing about the Lions this year. #detroitpost #notazookeeperpost
My parents’ old dog only gets up and moves around when she absolutely has to. So my new favorite thing is airily replying, “Noodle is my *friend*” whenever someone expresses surprise that she gets up immediately when I come visit.
That’s right. I’m the favorite. Take that.
That’s right. I’m the favorite. Take that.
September 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
My parents’ old dog only gets up and moves around when she absolutely has to. So my new favorite thing is airily replying, “Noodle is my *friend*” whenever someone expresses surprise that she gets up immediately when I come visit.
That’s right. I’m the favorite. Take that.
That’s right. I’m the favorite. Take that.
omg
Oh my god it’s happening
www.nytimes.com/athletic/656... Red Wings to retire Sergei Fedorov’s No. 91 jersey in January
www.nytimes.com/athletic/656... Red Wings to retire Sergei Fedorov’s No. 91 jersey in January
Red Wings to retire Sergei Fedorov's No. 91 jersey this season
www.nytimes.com
August 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
omg
Obviously I bought something though god knows what I think I’m gonna do with it. Maybe frame it. Or make a collage.
August 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Obviously I bought something though god knows what I think I’m gonna do with it. Maybe frame it. Or make a collage.
Made a special trip to the nighttime bougie farmers market and they had NO produce. Why? I did not come out to see your random vendors and food trucks. I came out because my soul craves tomatoes.
August 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Made a special trip to the nighttime bougie farmers market and they had NO produce. Why? I did not come out to see your random vendors and food trucks. I came out because my soul craves tomatoes.
“Why is this evil man not worried about BLACK HOLES???” I ask while watching Superman as though I haven’t watched both the Titan implosion documentaries.
July 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
“Why is this evil man not worried about BLACK HOLES???” I ask while watching Superman as though I haven’t watched both the Titan implosion documentaries.
I just renewed my BN membership for the first time and the stress of possibly receiving a new tote bag every year for the rest of my life is weighing on me. The first tote bag was fine! Now I have two which means less wear and tear on each bag so I’ll have even less need for a new one next year 😰
July 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I just renewed my BN membership for the first time and the stress of possibly receiving a new tote bag every year for the rest of my life is weighing on me. The first tote bag was fine! Now I have two which means less wear and tear on each bag so I’ll have even less need for a new one next year 😰
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I have never been more proud of the nerds, we did it nerds
Omg, absolutely incredible reason for AO3 to have been down hachyderm.io/@vashti/1147... (alt text at original)
Vashti (@vashti@hachyderm.io)
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Why #Ao3 was down yesterday:
hachyderm.io
July 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I have never been more proud of the nerds, we did it nerds
I think my strategic fan placement actually brought the temp down a little but I’m afraid to get up and look at the thermostat in case it’s psychological and I ruin it.
June 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I think my strategic fan placement actually brought the temp down a little but I’m afraid to get up and look at the thermostat in case it’s psychological and I ruin it.
Can I be pissed that I sat down and wrote 3500 words and it was for the wrong goddamn thing? I’m gonna. I decided.
May 9, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Can I be pissed that I sat down and wrote 3500 words and it was for the wrong goddamn thing? I’m gonna. I decided.
Oh of course the Wings got bumped down in the draft. Business as usual.
May 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Oh of course the Wings got bumped down in the draft. Business as usual.
If I were a Blues fan I would just throw up and die right now.
May 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If I were a Blues fan I would just throw up and die right now.
Just had a pea soup that made me see god. Which is not a height that you usually expect pea soup to achieve but this one did. #mabelgray #hazelpark
May 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Just had a pea soup that made me see god. Which is not a height that you usually expect pea soup to achieve but this one did. #mabelgray #hazelpark
oh. Edmonton’s happening. Why is Edmonton happening? This isn’t what I requested.
May 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
oh. Edmonton’s happening. Why is Edmonton happening? This isn’t what I requested.
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A little clip from a recent keynote I gave, featuring Refried 🎶
May 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
A little clip from a recent keynote I gave, featuring Refried 🎶
Best part of living alone is that no one can judge me for crying over the ending of the Tournament of Champions. (Except. Of course. The people I tell on the internet)
April 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Best part of living alone is that no one can judge me for crying over the ending of the Tournament of Champions. (Except. Of course. The people I tell on the internet)
Very nearly watched some Wings post game coverage, but I’ve suffered enough tonight I think.
April 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Very nearly watched some Wings post game coverage, but I’ve suffered enough tonight I think.
Funniest thing to me by far is that I could not ever tell if there was an issue with the face off and they were going to have to do it again or if the 40-80 year old forwards were just moving slow. (it was always that they were moving slow)
April 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Funniest thing to me by far is that I could not ever tell if there was an issue with the face off and they were going to have to do it again or if the 40-80 year old forwards were just moving slow. (it was always that they were moving slow)
Drew Miller out here blocking shots at the alumni game like his team isn’t already up by 8 😂 Love to see it.
April 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Drew Miller out here blocking shots at the alumni game like his team isn’t already up by 8 😂 Love to see it.