allison
@allisonreux.bsky.social
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
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I don’t get why people are confused about Labubu doll obsessions. Did we forget about beanie babies and furbies? It’s literally encoded in us
May 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I don’t get why people are confused about Labubu doll obsessions. Did we forget about beanie babies and furbies? It’s literally encoded in us
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Kendrick turned a diss track into a Grammy and a Superbowl halftime show it is literally impossible to top that might as well tear down mt Rushmore and put up 4 Kendricks
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Kendrick turned a diss track into a Grammy and a Superbowl halftime show it is literally impossible to top that might as well tear down mt Rushmore and put up 4 Kendricks
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"The revolution's about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"
-Kendrick Lamar preaching the truth during the #Superbowl Halftime Show 💣💣💣💣💣
-Kendrick Lamar preaching the truth during the #Superbowl Halftime Show 💣💣💣💣💣
a man wearing a black jacket and a white hat with the letter e on it
Alt: a man wearing a black jacket and a white hat with the letter e on it
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February 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"The revolution's about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"
-Kendrick Lamar preaching the truth during the #Superbowl Halftime Show 💣💣💣💣💣
-Kendrick Lamar preaching the truth during the #Superbowl Halftime Show 💣💣💣💣💣
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Omg it’s our first Super Bowl together on BlueSky guys 🥹🦋
oprah winfrey is smiling and making a funny face while sitting in front of a blue background .
ALT: oprah winfrey is smiling and making a funny face while sitting in front of a blue background .
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February 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Omg it’s our first Super Bowl together on BlueSky guys 🥹🦋
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The American Heart Association says Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us’ has the right tempo for Hands-Only CPR at 101 beats per minute
February 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The American Heart Association says Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us’ has the right tempo for Hands-Only CPR at 101 beats per minute
the way I KNEW they were gonna bring Gemma into the villa. OMG IS IT TONIGHT YET #LoveIslandAllStars
February 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
the way I KNEW they were gonna bring Gemma into the villa. OMG IS IT TONIGHT YET #LoveIslandAllStars
Gaga dropping a mv in the middle of the Grammys is so iconic
February 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Gaga dropping a mv in the middle of the Grammys is so iconic
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I wanna be part of the #LoveIslandAllStars convo so bad but there’s so many spoilers 😭 I wish we could watch it at the same time, I would be SO SAT
January 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I wanna be part of the #LoveIslandAllStars convo so bad but there’s so many spoilers 😭 I wish we could watch it at the same time, I would be SO SAT
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Someone get the RHONY cast to play the text game SLC played, I’M BEGGING
January 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Someone get the RHONY cast to play the text game SLC played, I’M BEGGING
Pretty confident that Traitors and Housewives are the only thing keeping me sane rn
January 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Pretty confident that Traitors and Housewives are the only thing keeping me sane rn
Unfortunately one of the smartest things meta ever did was create fb groups. makin it it real hard to leave the app 🥲
January 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Unfortunately one of the smartest things meta ever did was create fb groups. makin it it real hard to leave the app 🥲
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I feel the need to physically rebuke the “i’m literally just a girl” phrase whenever I see/hear it because being a girl is so much! I love it and won’t downplay it!! I’m literally a GIRL! I’m literally everything!!!!
December 4, 2024 at 6:07 AM
I feel the need to physically rebuke the “i’m literally just a girl” phrase whenever I see/hear it because being a girl is so much! I love it and won’t downplay it!! I’m literally a GIRL! I’m literally everything!!!!
You’re just addressing your Christmas cards, I’m adding festive doodles on the back of mine. We are not the same 😘
November 27, 2024 at 10:23 PM
You’re just addressing your Christmas cards, I’m adding festive doodles on the back of mine. We are not the same 😘
Is it even Thanksgiving Eve if you don’t have a to-do list the length of a CVS receipt
November 27, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Is it even Thanksgiving Eve if you don’t have a to-do list the length of a CVS receipt
The people’s princess
Also can we talk about Ilona Maher mentally preparing for tonight’s #DWTS finale with a Trader Joe’s sheet cake? She really is my hero.
November 27, 2024 at 6:00 PM
The people’s princess
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At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
November 27, 2024 at 11:53 AM
At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
So much German on my feed! 😍
Ist Bluesky beliebt in Deutschland??
Ist Bluesky beliebt in Deutschland??
November 27, 2024 at 1:08 AM
So much German on my feed! 😍
Ist Bluesky beliebt in Deutschland??
Ist Bluesky beliebt in Deutschland??
@mediamandy.bsky.social brought me here 😂
November 27, 2024 at 1:03 AM
@mediamandy.bsky.social brought me here 😂