are you even a social media manager if you don't reference bo burnham's "welcome to the internet" on a weekly basis

i can’t believe they’re going to take away tiktok when elon musk just started following me on there ☹️

spotify wrapped day is my annual reminder of whose opinions I should pay no mind to 🫢 (it’s everyone who doesn’t have beyonce as a top artist)

I feel the need to physically rebuke the “i’m literally just a girl” phrase whenever I see/hear it because being a girl is so much! I love it and won’t downplay it!! I’m literally a GIRL! I’m literally everything!!!!

the opposite of baby on board #justgirlythings 🎀

“it’s like lord of the rings” my husband after watching wicked (he loved it)

I think about her all the time

hey do you have any crabs I can borrow 🐙

all of my friends are delightful!!!

whole foods cheese guy gave me a free string cheese, today I am the people’s princess