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will it play in peoria?
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
to be honest yuri and yaoi are not so simple. i think they exist on a spectrum
January 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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god created woman from Adam's McRib, and that's why women always want a tasty snack
November 23, 2024 at 7:50 PM
i willl always call them skeets and my girlfriend cannot stop me
November 16, 2024 at 7:21 PM
i think lo-fi is coming back in a big way during trump's second term
November 16, 2024 at 9:04 AM
i'm back with a vengeance because i had a dream last night that i was doing minecraft pvp with slazac and i don't know why my mind would jonjure that
November 15, 2024 at 8:41 PM
genuinely amazed i haven't been blocked by njb yet. i disagree entirely with what he said
August 14, 2023 at 4:25 AM
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Seeing a lot of so-called "criminal-defense lawyers" say that Trump won't face 600 years in prison, more like 6-8 years, because of some silly thing called the "Sentencing Guidelines."

Yeah well I looked at these quote-unquote guidelines and my math says it's 1,200 years. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH:
August 4, 2023 at 3:57 PM
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is it legal to post tweets here?
July 31, 2023 at 9:13 PM
more like PMC Swagner
July 31, 2023 at 9:08 PM
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Holy shit.

The new 'X' landing site is fucking abhorrent.
July 31, 2023 at 5:36 PM
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July 31, 2023 at 4:29 PM
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No one out Mcs the Donald
July 31, 2023 at 2:59 PM
boom höre wie der bass zoomt
that "every european dance song in the 1990's" song is going to break internet containment soon and chart at number 1 in germany before EOY 2023. book it
July 31, 2023 at 3:05 PM
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damn girl that pussy taste like ranch dressing. howd u do that
July 31, 2023 at 2:07 AM
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girl depression is like a bog and guy depression is like a cave
July 26, 2023 at 11:21 PM
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July 28, 2023 at 4:32 AM
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Since all the Reddit scraper accounts are here now, I just want to assure everyone that I’m an actual human being and personally find every image and source that I post. I will never ever try to sell you crypto/NFTs or show you AI generated shit!
July 30, 2023 at 6:46 PM
where were you when the cum when out (1968)
Fullmetal Alchemist:
Conqueror of Cum
Kiki's Cum Service
July 31, 2023 at 10:32 AM
jason got the reverse of this from the urbanism community:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8
July 31, 2023 at 9:58 AM
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in the future all cities will look like this
July 30, 2023 at 11:17 PM
if bluesky ends up fully supplanting twitter's place on the internet and people start referring to "skeets" in daily life we will legit be living in some netflix show's annoying parody of social media like oh yeah just gonna watch some tubeyou
July 31, 2023 at 9:33 AM