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it's you 👋 and me 👨🏻
with a plant 🌱 and our pals 👯

come for the good weed; leave for the bad jokes
(Jasper — he/him/that)
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hey you good
adding lights in pink and green, LED “noodle” type. 420am progress photos
February 20, 2025 at 9:20 AM
u wanna hit this or?
February 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
i am infatuated
February 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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listen. listen. i don't know SHIT. but YOU do. so go do it. fuckin hero.
February 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Good morning #gromies.

Checked on the grow room today.

Pic doesn’t show it but my bean is starting to wake up.

Herb dryer is sitting in the right environment. I rotated the top tray to the bottom and plan to do that rotate morning and night.

Let’s grow!

#growyourown #homegrow #cannabis
February 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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just self soothing through panic attacks as the inevitable barrels closer
February 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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You fool! Your weak desire for ordered space is no match for this pile of sentimental crap!
February 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
white frosty cover

on all the plants has never

looked so goddamn grim

#highku
February 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
fun fact: if i could throw a lit lightbulb at your face it would appear slightly more blue-shifted due to the Doppler effect. now accepting participants
February 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
when i reach one thousand follows on this app i plan to renounce all my worldly possessions to go live in a tree to learn to play the penny whistle, you will never hear from me again probably
February 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Eventually we achieve 10 billion irreconcilably unique worldviews and the species can finally ascend.
February 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
dear fellow cis friends in hetero relationships; does being on bsky ever make you feel like the goats that zoos keep around to beef up the presence of more interesting animals? how are we so boring
February 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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rose are red
my knees are sore,
December 26, 2024 at 7:13 AM
you look like i need a drink
February 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
i spent the entire spring and summer collecting + pressing pretty flowers so i wouldn't run out of materials to make paintings with in the winter and then spent the entire winter too depressed to muster up a single painting. i think that counts as ironic on the Morisette scale
February 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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friendly reminder to add alt text to your images to show you care about disabled inclusivity! inclusivity is super sexy, so you better be being sexy (by adding alt text!)
countless studies* have shown that there is a linear increase in perceived sexiness correlated directly with usage of alt text on images
February 14, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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love day here again

get her some purple flowers

both pretty and fun

#highku
February 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
just found out that Asia never made rock candy in elementary science classes, and as a direct result of that, had no knowledge about how supersaturated solutions form precipitates. had to explain the whole thing, her mind is blown

do science experiments w ur kids folks, it does help 🔬
February 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
roses are cliché

so i rolled you this bouquet

inhale my feelings

#highku
February 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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It's important to get back to basics, especially with the state of everything. So I'm celebrating THIS this #ValentinesDay. #VDay❤️ #Puke :)
February 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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premium weed

comes with free genetics
February 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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My favorite thing is seeing mutual aid need quotes quoting a deleted thing because of the need being met. It's so freaking cool
February 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
whoever said "you catch more flies with honey than vinegar" has obviously never tried my totally portable 300psi vinegar pressure sprayer cannon (patent pending)
February 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM