Was having a Big Cry and looked out the window to see a mourning dove. I paused for a moment, they sung, and then I burst back in to tears because I love them
April 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Was having a Big Cry and looked out the window to see a mourning dove. I paused for a moment, they sung, and then I burst back in to tears because I love them
Mendel Weiznbachfeld knew what he was saying when he said “I have QUESTIONS…that should probably go unanswered. But they’re QUESTIONS…”
March 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Mendel Weiznbachfeld knew what he was saying when he said “I have QUESTIONS…that should probably go unanswered. But they’re QUESTIONS…”
Fuck this shit I’m just gonna pack up and move to Roku city 😞
March 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Fuck this shit I’m just gonna pack up and move to Roku city 😞
Got beef w my therapist but unfortunately that’s part of his job and I will be seeing him again
March 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Got beef w my therapist but unfortunately that’s part of his job and I will be seeing him again
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once i remember why i walked into this room it's over for you all
March 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
once i remember why i walked into this room it's over for you all
GRRRAAAHHGGRRRRFGHRRRAAAAAAAH BARK BARK BARRRRKRRAAAAAAA
March 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
GRRRAAAHHGGRRRRFGHRRRAAAAAAAH BARK BARK BARRRRKRRAAAAAAA
Left my wallet at work. Gotta plan a heist to get it today. This is gonna be risky (The building will be open)
March 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Left my wallet at work. Gotta plan a heist to get it today. This is gonna be risky (The building will be open)
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God, take JoAnn's pain and give it to Hobby Lobby
February 27, 2025 at 11:12 AM
God, take JoAnn's pain and give it to Hobby Lobby
One day. One day it will Hobby Lobby’s turn.
February 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
One day. One day it will Hobby Lobby’s turn.
Sorry I can’t come in today. It’s To fukcin,, wimbdy
February 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Sorry I can’t come in today. It’s To fukcin,, wimbdy
Yesterday was my Super Bowl (arriving in the big family groupchat to remind them I don’t tolerate racism and that casual jokes about it aren’t funny)
February 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Yesterday was my Super Bowl (arriving in the big family groupchat to remind them I don’t tolerate racism and that casual jokes about it aren’t funny)
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Not to be that person but what if I started frothing at the mouth and snarling
February 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Not to be that person but what if I started frothing at the mouth and snarling
Area Woman did not get her wish :(
Area woman wishes upon a daytime star for it to be bucketing snow that sticks by the end of the next hour <3 (area woman does not want to go to work after therapy)
February 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Area Woman did not get her wish :(
Area woman wishes upon a daytime star for it to be bucketing snow that sticks by the end of the next hour <3 (area woman does not want to go to work after therapy)
February 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Area woman wishes upon a daytime star for it to be bucketing snow that sticks by the end of the next hour <3 (area woman does not want to go to work after therapy)
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Say what you want about mice but those sumbitches can scurry
February 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Say what you want about mice but those sumbitches can scurry
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Can an evil wizard stop trying to control the world for 30 seconds so I can eat my lentil soup in peace
January 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Can an evil wizard stop trying to control the world for 30 seconds so I can eat my lentil soup in peace
My husband and I always watch bachelorfantake’s recap videos after watching the bachelor and tonight he went to search for it and goes “what is his name…the scholar…”
January 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
My husband and I always watch bachelorfantake’s recap videos after watching the bachelor and tonight he went to search for it and goes “what is his name…the scholar…”
Genuinely my favorite thing in Glee is Sue’s commitment to a tracksuit
January 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Genuinely my favorite thing in Glee is Sue’s commitment to a tracksuit
Guys how did we get to a third paddington movie why can’t they just take him to daycare
January 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Guys how did we get to a third paddington movie why can’t they just take him to daycare
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
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To make things clear: I refuse to love anything silently anymore. I will scream and cry and praise the things I enjoy and I refuse to apologise for it
January 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
To make things clear: I refuse to love anything silently anymore. I will scream and cry and praise the things I enjoy and I refuse to apologise for it
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Sorry I’m busy all day, I have a phone call scheduled at 4pm.
January 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Sorry I’m busy all day, I have a phone call scheduled at 4pm.
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i want to be exactly rich enough to buy a spacious, perfectly organized kitchen, where i’m not forced to stack all my pots and pans in a psychologically unmanageable way. and no richer
January 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
i want to be exactly rich enough to buy a spacious, perfectly organized kitchen, where i’m not forced to stack all my pots and pans in a psychologically unmanageable way. and no richer
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Whichever pronouns you want me to use are the ones I’m using for you
January 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Whichever pronouns you want me to use are the ones I’m using for you