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allie mezei
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the government is hiding this from you
July 3, 2023 at 5:22 AM
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July 2, 2023 at 4:27 AM
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Henry Kissinger is going to outlive Twitter lol
July 2, 2023 at 3:56 AM
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i’m going to start posting early 2000s lolcats and become the most universally reviled account on here 💖
June 22, 2023 at 8:27 PM
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Hey y’all! I’m trying to connect with Disinfo researchers on here, so if y’all know of any on bluesky that I’m not yet following, then please let me know!
July 1, 2023 at 3:31 PM
i learned some things about hedgehogs last night
June 12, 2023 at 3:57 PM
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M&Ms have been woke ever since they dropped the bit where the blue one is a divorced sex tourist
June 12, 2023 at 1:14 PM
i need to bring my “posting things from silly cryptid websites” energy to bluesky, anyways here’s a screenshot about ostensibly Confederate forest elves in the Civil War
May 12, 2023 at 1:50 AM
weird of him to say this now—it’s fairly late to be just adopting this line. wonder what his pivot will be
5 years and zero arrests promised by "Q" later, QAnon influencer Dave Hayes, aka The Praying Medic, now claims that "much of what Q posts is disinformation" and that "Every single time there was a prediction about an arrest, it was disinformation."

I'm waiting for the next grift from him.
May 11, 2023 at 12:32 AM
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If you’re a member of Congress and your friends aren’t discussing

~Laundering Cash
~Wire Fraud
~Stealing Public Funds
~Making False Statements

it’s time to find a new circle.

Your network is your net worth 👑 Keep grinding. They hate George Santos because they are HUNGRY💸📈😤💪
May 10, 2023 at 3:23 PM
it’s never too early in the morning to do some light online shopping
May 10, 2023 at 2:08 PM
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and, to paraphrase @gamergirlrights.bsky.social, they’re watching you reading them and learning from the response
May 8, 2023 at 7:32 PM
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As was reported by my friend Alex Kaplan on Twitter Elon Musk is subscribing to QAnon influencer Kanekoa. Musk has engaged several times with Kanekoa and amplified the QAnon influencers content as well.
May 8, 2023 at 4:56 PM
what is this thing
May 5, 2023 at 2:46 AM
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May 4, 2023 at 5:28 PM
suggestion for bluesky: marketplace tab, but only for the sale and exchange of teeth
May 4, 2023 at 4:28 PM
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I don't know why there's ALF discourse, but I would like everybody to know that ALF was canceled because everyone on set hated each other, and one guy got so pissed once he "became crazed" and attacked the puppet.
May 3, 2023 at 11:06 PM
i hope they make ChatGPT write this during the writers’ strike
i have faith that we can meme our way into a gritty, sexy ALF reboot
May 4, 2023 at 3:48 AM
i have faith that we can meme our way into a gritty, sexy ALF reboot
May 4, 2023 at 3:44 AM
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Twitter: Apollonian

Bluesky: Dionysusian
May 4, 2023 at 3:00 AM
there’s some unbelievable stuff in the declassified JFK files
May 4, 2023 at 2:12 AM
of course there was never actually a TV show called “ALF.” does that sound real? we thought you were in on the joke man
May 4, 2023 at 12:08 AM