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allie mezei
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pseudolawyer
it’s more of “astral projection” than “hallucination”
November 19, 2024 at 6:18 AM
we should trade it to get more vaquitas
July 7, 2023 at 3:45 AM
the government is hiding this from you
July 3, 2023 at 5:22 AM
really makes you think
July 2, 2023 at 5:17 AM
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July 2, 2023 at 4:27 AM
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Henry Kissinger is going to outlive Twitter lol
July 2, 2023 at 3:56 AM
a shame there aren’t as many posts I can reply to with “are you fucking stupid?” on here
July 2, 2023 at 4:15 AM
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i’m going to start posting early 2000s lolcats and become the most universally reviled account on here 💖
June 22, 2023 at 8:27 PM
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Hey y’all! I’m trying to connect with Disinfo researchers on here, so if y’all know of any on bluesky that I’m not yet following, then please let me know!
July 1, 2023 at 3:31 PM
i learned some things about hedgehogs last night
June 12, 2023 at 3:57 PM
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M&Ms have been woke ever since they dropped the bit where the blue one is a divorced sex tourist
June 12, 2023 at 1:14 PM
I should purchase a smoothie at the smoothie shop
May 16, 2023 at 5:18 PM
this checks out
May 12, 2023 at 8:02 AM
i love the Tennessee elves I hope they’re real. that being said the actual anthropological and archeological studies about the graves that are supposedly elf graves are really cool!
May 12, 2023 at 1:58 AM
the kids learn about the Tennessee forest elves after their carnivore diet breakfast, but before we debunk “gravity”
May 12, 2023 at 1:56 AM
i need to bring my “posting things from silly cryptid websites” energy to bluesky, anyways here’s a screenshot about ostensibly Confederate forest elves in the Civil War
May 12, 2023 at 1:50 AM
oh this is a good one
May 12, 2023 at 1:43 AM
Get Laura Loomer on here
May 12, 2023 at 1:41 AM
weird of him to say this now—it’s fairly late to be just adopting this line. wonder what his pivot will be
5 years and zero arrests promised by "Q" later, QAnon influencer Dave Hayes, aka The Praying Medic, now claims that "much of what Q posts is disinformation" and that "Every single time there was a prediction about an arrest, it was disinformation."

I'm waiting for the next grift from him.
May 11, 2023 at 12:32 AM
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If you’re a member of Congress and your friends aren’t discussing

~Laundering Cash
~Wire Fraud
~Stealing Public Funds
~Making False Statements

it’s time to find a new circle.

Your network is your net worth 👑 Keep grinding. They hate George Santos because they are HUNGRY💸📈😤💪
May 10, 2023 at 3:23 PM
it’s never too early in the morning to do some light online shopping
May 10, 2023 at 2:08 PM
that brand is so fun
May 8, 2023 at 8:16 PM
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and, to paraphrase @gamergirlrights.bsky.social, they’re watching you reading them and learning from the response
May 8, 2023 at 7:32 PM